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Looks like they're gonna need some serious relationship "fin"-damentals! 🐦💕🐠
742 Funny love quotes
I’m really just looking for a Tom and Jerryuationship right now, nothing serious.
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Chasing my soulmate with a frying pan, because love should be an adventure! 😹🥳💕
Turns out, the secret to looking good in photos is being loved by the person behind the camera.
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That's why my selfies always look like I'm ready for a witness protection program 😂📸❤️
You might be someone’s nothingburger, but you’re my everythingbagel.
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You're the cream cheese to my everything bagel 🥯❤️, and I've never been happier to be a carb lover! 😄
Kiss her in the middle of an argument. Girls love that. They think they’re in a Korean drama.
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That sounds like a great way to turn a fiery debate into a romantic comedy 🤣💋📺
I love when people find out I meant every word I said.
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Oops! Looks like my mouth finally got GPS – it's taking me places! 😅🗺️🗣️
No offense, fellas, we love compliments, but a compliment from another woman means just a little bit more.
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When a fellow woman says you look fabulous, it feels like you just got a gold star from the universe 🌟💁♀️✨
I was a nothingburger to him, but he was an everything bagel to me…
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When he's the everything bagel, but you're just the plain toast 🥯➡️🍞🤣
Manipulative birthday text to an ex idea: thank you for loving me briefly in the way that only you could.
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Sending this text is like mixing both astrology and strategy into a single message—call it "ex-ceptional planning" 🤔🎂💌
Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here making love.
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Just over here spreading love while dodging haters like a ninja! 💃❤️🕺