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I had a heated but interesting discussion today and they even agreed with me at the end. That’s exactly why I love talking to myself.

May 23, 2026

Halloween is a big day for dogs who love to absolutely lose their shit when the doorbell rings.

May 23, 2026

I’m just falling in love with my problems now. Maybe they’ll leave me too.

May 23, 2026

When a woman texts you three questions, you should only answer one. She will love that.

May 23, 2026

Hello, boyfriend? It’s me, girlfriend, from dating?

May 23, 2026

I love when I get an email from a brand saying “we miss you!” with no coupon attached. Babe, a lot of people miss me, let’s be competitive here.

May 23, 2026

I have feelings for you but you have to guess which ones.

May 23, 2026

Love that every time I finish a snack I have to wave my hands around to prove to my dog it’s all gone, like I’m cashing him out at a casino or something.

May 23, 2026

On the one hand, I’d love to look sexy in a bikini. On the other hand, there’s cake.

May 23, 2026

I would love to be the reason you look at your phone and smile. Then walk into a wall.

May 23, 2026

I’m the person who requested weather reporters stand in the storms. I have no concept of wind or rain and love seeing needless suffering.

May 23, 2026

Hundreds, nay, thousands of movies about falling in love but only one movie about a beach that makes you old.

May 23, 2026

I’ll see you in court (at the marriage registry) (I love you)

May 23, 2026

The human brain is great. It works from the second you are born and stops as soon as you start liking someone.

May 23, 2026

“Nothing beats in-person interaction”. Yeah, with someone I know and love, not Denise from finance.

May 23, 2026

I love sleeping in fishnets. Makes you feel like a big honey roast ham.

May 23, 2026

A good substitute for love and and personal fulfillment is a big bowl of fries.

May 23, 2026

Hey man, just wanted to reach out and say I loved how much you drank at my wedding last night.

May 23, 2026

‘I love reading!’ says the woman who loves owning books.

May 23, 2026

Long distance relationships can work if the four of you all truly trust each other.

May 23, 2026

Getting to know someone these days is impossible. No one is really single, everyone has something going on, is hung up on their ex or is otherwise damaged in some way.

May 23, 2026

I love when men go on diets they will be like “let me go for the healthy option”: the buffalo chicken quesadilla.

May 23, 2026

Being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like New Jersey.

May 23, 2026

I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that “people with tattoos can’t get good jobs” and now we all agree that “people with and without tattoos can’t get good jobs”.

May 23, 2026

Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.

May 23, 2026

Not single, not dating, but a secret third thing (quantum entanglement).

May 23, 2026

There is still plenty of room in my heart, but the bouncer has become a little stricter in recent years.

May 23, 2026

I love that my dog always comes home from the groomer wearing a bandana. It’s like he was only gone for three hours, but joined a gang in that time.

May 23, 2026

I love saying “You’re welcome!” really loudly when someone hasn’t thanked me.

May 23, 2026

If reports from this daisy are accurate, she loves me not.

May 23, 2026

I love Fleetwood Mac, but “thunder only happens when it’s raining” is just not true.

May 23, 2026

I love to see “pan-fried” on a menu. I hate food that’s fried in a shoe.

May 23, 2026

I asked my dad what his favorite joke was. He said, “I can’t pick a favorite. I love you and your sister equally!”

May 23, 2026

I really love how squirrels get extra chubby heading into winter mostly because it’s super relatable.

May 23, 2026

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, then you love a boomerang.

May 23, 2026

Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company?

May 23, 2026

I love when my cat sighs at me, like what’s got you stressed out my little freeloading homicidal maniac!?

May 23, 2026

I love cute tiny purses, but I’m sad to say I can never be a cute tiny purse girl. I need to haul my hoard of objects everywhere I go, because what if….

May 23, 2026

Relationship status: We have changed from “I love you” to “I love YouTube”.

May 23, 2026

I love when someone is like “I’m funny because I have trauma and it’s a coping mechanism” and it’s like “Okay, not to add to your trauma, but you’re not funny!”

May 23, 2026