727 funny love quotes - Page 3 - Wordgag

Kind of miraculous how much love can be summoned and how much your day can be improved by just looking at an animal and saying stuff in a weird voice.

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Single introverts be like, “If it’s meant to be, my future love will simply teleport into my living room.”

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Making art is making love to the world.

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When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomachs?

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I love being home and doing absolutely nothing and never contributing to society.

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I really don’t care what happens to me romantically anymore.

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Love when people summon Grok and there’s no reply. He just doesn’t care sometimes.

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If you’re a man and don’t feel well or are going through something tough, just remember no one cares.

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Shoutout to video games, man. I love having a reason to live.

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If by ‘leg day’ you mean a day that we put your legs on my shoulders, then yes, I love leg day.

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Date idea: you tell me every thought you’ve ever had about me.

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You don’t even have to date, by the way. You can just take a break from love and then randomly meet the actual love of your life somewhere you weren’t even supposed to be.

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Having a crush on a girl makes you think things like, yes, let me make more money.

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I don’t want your hoodie, I want your still-beating heart presented to me in a box.

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Male barista called me “my love” yesterday and didn’t say it today… getting mixed signals and feeling really upset.

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Having a crush on someone as an adult feels like a humiliation ritual.

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I love how my brain is like, “We’re not going to think about that,” and then thinks about only that.

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That thing they say about getting drunk with the love of your life in a walkable city is no joke. It hits like crack.

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Sex is cool and all, but have you ever tried obsessing over a mediocre person who’s just not that into you.

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I love that the entire economy is just different types of scams now.

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I just love the lack of privacy in the pharmacy line. Just standing there shouting out my name, date of birth, and exactly what is wrong with me for the world to hear.

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If I had a tiny girlfriend, I would love to throw her across gaps so she can pull levers and open doors that get me to her part of the level.

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I love how a film can be life-changing for one person and boring for another.

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I love how all the Black Friday deals this year are just the price of the item before the tariffs.

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Sometimes I’ll pause a YouTube video to scroll on reels. I’m not sure if I’ll ever be able to be loved genuinely.

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Pursuing an academic career is like thinking the stripper loves you.

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I used to have this mental illness, where I thought putting your heart and soul into a relationship would make it work.

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The real hack is pouring all that lover girl energy into yourself.

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I love when men remind me I’m evil because sometimes I be thinking I’m losing my spark.

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Hey girl, are you a burger? Because I love you.

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Breaking a heart is considered bad, but melting a heart is somehow good.

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In your 20s, there will be an evil narcissist demon disguised as the man of your dreams. It’s important that you run from that loser before he steals your light.

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In your twenties, there may be love. It’s very important to ignore this love and pursue a master’s instead.

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My body can’t handle the stress of loving anyone romantically, ever.

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Being called ‘my love’ is probably the cutest thing, like yes, that’s me. I’m the one you love. I’m the only one you love. I’m your love. Say it again.

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I love how “sleeping in” used to mean noon, and now it means 8:30 a.m.

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You were promised to me 3,000 years ago.

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When I say I love the ocean, I mean I love the surface. Whatever goes on beneath has my respect, but it’s none of my business.

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Kiss me like you’re trying to damn my soul and save it in the same breath.

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Me rereading his texts after we’ve already said goodnight just so I can giggle and blush all over again.

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