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Trying to find a man who lives up to the hype is like trying to find a unicorn in a haystack! 🦄🤔
259 Funny man quotes
You really have to enjoy the way a man is acting in the beginning, because you will never meet that man again.
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Enjoy the intro special because it’s going off the menu soon 😂🍿✨
The next man who speaks to me will be sacrificed to the gods for a bountiful harvest.
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Looks like we’ll have plenty of corn, but you might want to avoid eye contact 🌽🤔🗡️
Men can stay up til 2 a.m., wake up at 6, be in debt, broke, alone, and still have faith that one day, everything will work out. It’s called being a man.
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Only a man can be this optimistic running on caffeine, chaos, and sheer delusion! 😂☕️#NoSleepNoProblem #EternalOptimist
We seriously need to bring back courting. What the hell is ‘wyd tonight?’ Arrive on a horse and bring flowers like a man.
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Why text 'wyd tonight' when you could gallop into my life medieval-style? 🏇💐😂
Homeless man just called me a “loser,” and I showed him my house keys.
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Guess who's the king of the driveway now? 🏠🔑😎
Going to ragebait men by asking, “Do you ever wish you were tall?”
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Tall tales incoming! 🌱😂#ShortAndSweet
“I’m not jealous of nobody but stay-at-home wives who are married to wealthy men.”
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Living the dream: chores in paradise with a limitless credit card! 💸🧺🍹
I’m always a little mean to men because, if you treat them like humans, they think you wanna sleep with them.
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Trying to find the balance between "hello" and "stay off my lawn" 😂👋🚫