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Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

Men want to meet up too easily. What if I plan to sacrifice you?

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough…

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

When life gives you lemons maybe think to yourself, “that’s really quite remarkable given how far I live from a climate capable of growing citrus.”

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

If you listen to my husband snore, you don’t need Jurassic Park anymore.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

Keeping a picture of my bed in a locket around my neck and staring at it longingly on my lunch break.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

Why are they called “grammar Nazis” and not “the Gestypo”?

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

More foods should have boats, why should gravy have all the fun?

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

Are cassette tapes considered classical music yet?

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

I already know how it will end. One of my children will unplug my life support to charge their phone.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

Does bisexual mean twice as sexual or once every other sexual?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

240 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,509

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,509

Jan 7, 2026

3,679

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Instagram:

An alcoholic morning show host becoming Secretary of War is some Kurt Vonnegut shit.

Breaking via Snapchat:

So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out?

Freshly posted on Discord:

I want time to watch more films, but I also want time to read more books, but I also want time to look at more nothing.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

If anyone is still on Facebook, please check on my parents.

Spotted on YouTube:

Uber drivers have secret access to a streaming service of exclusively the worst music you’ve ever heard.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Need a professional way to say, “I do not care, don’t mention this to me again.”

Just landed via LinkedIn:

When my sister drives, I am NOT passenger princess, I am a survivor.

Spotted on TikTok:

Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. You don’t go above twenty-five.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

For whom the Fetty Waps.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Eating watermelon and minding my own business.

Funny maps quotes

Funny maps quotes 🗺️ bring a hilarious twist to exploring the world 🌍, turning every journey into a laugh-out-loud adventure 😂. Whether you’re a seasoned traveler ✈️ or just love quirky cartography, these witty lines will have you navigating with a smile 😄. Ready to see the lighter side of maps? Let’s dive into some clever and chuckle-worthy map humor that’s sure to brighten your day! 🎉✨

New funny maps quotes 👇

Sometimes I glance over at my boyfriend, and he’s just looking at Google Maps, scrolling around.

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1 week ago

around, boyfriend, distraction, funny observation, glance, Google, Google Maps, humor, i, just, looking, maps, navigation, observation, over, relationship, relationship humor, scrolling, sometimes

Someone from 🇪🇹 has recently bookmarked this quote.

10 shares on Reddit this month.
Google Maps should start screaming the more wrong turns you make.

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2 months ago

frustration, Google, Google Maps, humor, maps, navigation, scream, screaming, should, start, technology, turn, wrong, wrong turn

Someone from 🇦🇪 has recently bookmarked this quote.

75 shares on Twitch this month.
I have now spread out a blue tarpaulin in the garden. I want it to look like I have a pool on Google Maps.

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2 months ago

blue, creative, creative project, fun, funny idea, garden, Google, Google Maps, home, home improvement, i, idea, improvement, maps, outdoor, outdoor fun, pool, project, spread, tarpaulin, want

Someone from 🇲🇭 has recently copied this quote.

65 shares on LinkedIn this month.
Google Maps should not count towards my screen time. I’m not addicted to my phone, I’m disoriented.

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2 months ago

addicted, addiction, count, disorientation, Google, Google Maps, humor, maps, navigation, phone, phone addiction, screen, screen time, should, technology, technology humor, time

Someone from 🇲🇿 has recently copied this quote.

82 shares on WeChat this month.
Needs to be a Google Maps setting where you can ask them not to make you take a left across four lanes of oncoming traffic.

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2 months ago

across, ask, driving, Google, Google Maps, humor, left, left turn, maps, navigation, needs, oncoming, oncoming traffic, safety, setting, take, traffic, turn, where

Someone from 🇦🇺 has recently shared this quote.

20 shares on YouTube this month.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

17 shares on Telegram this month:

“Help us improve Instagram!” Nice try, fix your own damn website.

66 shares on Facebook this month:

If you respond to my sarcasm with better sarcasm, then I might just catch feelings.

41 shares on Reddit this month:

It’s cute when kids say what they want to be when they grow up. You’re gonna write emails on the computer, buddy.

48 shares on YouTube this month:

That moment you turn down the music while driving around looking for a street address, so you can see better.

59 shares on Telegram this month:

“You’re overthinking this!” Bro, I have anxiety. I have no other type of thinking available.

90 shares on WhatsApp this month:

You should introduce your upper lip to your bottom lip sometime and shut up.

20 shares on Pinterest this month:

Someone at work is gonna suggest you download Outlook and Teams on your phone, and it’s very important that you don’t listen to them.

82 shares on Snapchat this month:

These cannot be the same knees that used to get low in heels at the club.

29 shares on Threads this month:

That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, begging for my cat’s attention.

48 shares on WeChat this month:

I never give second chances, just 10 and then goodbye.

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Hot Jokes 💥

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Food gives you energy to nap more.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

You can be having the nicest day and then you have to print something and you know your day is about to fall apart real fast.

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Our parents just don’t know how far we rode the bikes when we were young.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

This meeting could have been a cake.

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A person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds on Mars. So I’m not overweight, I’m on the wrong planet.

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The audacity of someone being in the store aisle I want to go down.

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Welcome to your 50s… you can now fall asleep sitting up on the couch at any given moment.

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The worst thing about having children is the parents of the other children.

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Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay?

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Songs discovered from movies are usually a masterpiece.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

240 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,509

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,509

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,682

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

Me, in heaven: Can you take a photo of me sitting on that cloud?

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

This post is highly top-secret. You need to forget that you’ve seen it immediately.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

My phone charger is lying in another room. HELP.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

Sorry, boss, I can’t come in to work today, I’m gonna be playing outside.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

An agenda reveal party, where I surprise everyone with all the things I hope to accomplish this weekend.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

Unfortunately, I’m gonna have to cancel my appointment at a sperm bank. I will just call them and say I can’t come.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

Suicide is never the answer, you gotta outlive your enemies.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

I firmly believe that at this point my guardian angel is just eating popcorn and watching the drama.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

There should be 1 day a month without commercials.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

My new diet plan is to hibernate and live off all this fat I’ve accumulated.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via X:

I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations.

Trending via Threads:

You will meet a girl who is very strange and a little bit evil. It’s really important that you don’t lose me.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Keeping a picture of my bed in a locket around my neck and staring at it longingly on my lunch break.

Just shared via WeChat:

You give my middle finger an erection.

Freshly posted on Discord:

My wife is refusing to bring me a beer. That’s it, gonna text her and say “I cannot believe how lazy you are”.

Spotted on WeChat:

When I gain weight, I should get to designate where on my body it goes.

Trending via YouTube:

I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.

Just shared via WeChat:

Golf is a great way to learn all of the new curse words your subconscious has been cooking up in the lab.

Breaking via Snapchat:

There are people who have a favourite colour, and there are people whose favourite colour is purple. These are very different things. Purple fans are different creatures.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

They should invent a day where you aren’t tired.

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