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Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

Prison pen pal doesn’t want us to write each other anymore. Finds my life too depressing.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

Went to the toilet today without my cell phone. There are 245 tiles.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

Unfortunately, I am the first person in my family to do what they want.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

No place in this world is as dark as my archived chats on WhatsApp.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

The book characters may be fictional, but my emotional instability over them is real.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

I love when someone is like “I’m funny because I have trauma and it’s a coping mechanism” and it’s like “Okay, not to add to your trauma, but you’re not funny!”

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

I can’t believe someone ran over my neighbors loud motorcycle tomorrow morning.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

Money enters like Beyoncé and exits like Britney.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

My husband pissed me off so I wrapped his remote and put it under the tree.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

Cleaning the rocks of the earth one load of my kids’ laundry at a time.

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Feb 3, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Threads:

I made a smoothie that needs a spoon.

Trending via Threads:

Car insurance should give you back money at the end of the year for having no accidents.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.

Just shared via Threads:

“You live and you learn!” Bro, I don’t want to do either of those things.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I love people who are fluent in Spongebob references.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Sobriety: because my standards got tired of lowering themselves.

Just shared via X:

If I could turn water into wine, I’d have lots of followers too.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

“Hope you’re enjoying the sunshine!” No, I’m at a desk reading your email.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Welcome to adulthood: you’re always sleepy unless you’re trying to get to sleep.

Spotted on WeChat:

Every single morning, I have to get out of bed and do things, and it’s bullshit.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

94 shares on Facebook this month:

Gang members are so lucky to have something to do with their hands in photos.

51 shares on LinkedIn this month:

These people act like they’ve never seen anyone wearing a Speedo in a laundromat before.

36 shares on X this month:

Twitter is Iike the smoking area for social media.

87 shares on Discord this month:

“I have a date with destiny.” Yeah well, I’m in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions.

12 shares on Messenger this month:

I don’t do “casual.” I’m like an 18th-century vampire. When I fall in love, my devotion is boundless and eternal.

18 shares on Facebook this month:

You’re telling me people get eight hours of sleep? Like in one night?

80 shares on Messenger this month:

You give a man your heart and he’s gonna put it under another girl’s picture.

26 shares on YouTube this month:

I like to listen to the national anthems during the award ceremonies. I’m into country music.

89 shares on Reddit this month:

Welcome to your 40s: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

31 shares on YouTube this month:

I came, I saw, I took a selfie as proof that I came and saw.

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Hot Jokes 💥

10 folks are currently checking 👀

That depressing moment when you pull up to work and the building is not engulfed in flames.

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Getting drunk was invented by Big Text to make you send more texts.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

I am awake and ready to be disappointed.

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Please no requests for a threesome. If I want to disappoint two people at the same time, I’ll visit my parents.

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I’m obsessed with adding a second completely unnecessary tweet to all my tweets, like, oh, you thought I was done.

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Welcome to adulthood. The weekend is your only time to catch up on everything, but also your only time to do absolutely nothing.

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August is almost over. September is next week. Time to pick out a Halloween costume and start your Christmas shopping. Happy New Year, everybody.

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I’m so single. When they ask me for an emergency contact, I put the neighbor’s dog.

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I don’t understand people who forget to eat. I’m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast.

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I gotta ask, what part of ‘I don’t eat sugar’ don’t I understand?

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

“I hate small talk!” Oh okay. Do you think all your grandparents are going to heaven?

Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

Is 27 a good age to leave everything you know and love, and start over?

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

I can’t believe we became the adults in the most unaffordable period in history.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

I get you, bowel syndrome. I’m irritable, too.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has bookmarked:

There’ll be a time someone will convince you to watch Game of Thrones. It is very important that you listen to them and watch.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

Tired of my landlord depending on my rent. Bro, get a job.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

Twitter is the only place where well-articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say “I like pancakes,” and somebody will say, “So you hate waffles?”

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

Why is Subway asking me for a tip? Bro, we made this sandwich together.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

Google Maps should not count towards my screen time. I’m not addicted to my phone, I’m disoriented.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has downloaded:

Drinking through a straw is the opposite of snorkeling.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Discord:

I’m not easily offended, but I am easily annoyed.

Going viral on Slack:

The longer I stay home, the more homeless I look.

Broadcasted on Slack:

If you don’t want to be in love with me that’s fine. You’re entitled to your wrong and very stupid opinions.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Sorry, I wasn’t really listening but that’s awesome, unless it isn’t of course.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

This gingerbread house isn’t even close to fire safety codes.

Just shared via YouTube:

If you occasionally blow on your bourbon during a Zoom meeting, the other folks will think you’re enjoying a hot cup of tea.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Pluck a single eyebrow hair in 1994, and it never grows back. Pluck a single chin hair today, and it’s back with five friends by 6 p.m.

Shared recently on Discord:

Hey, you should start your own business and then mind it.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Who would have thought that eating a can of beans would backfire like this?

Just shared via WhatsApp:

New year; new me. Just kidding. I’m already awesome.

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