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Welcome to your 40s. “I’m too old for this shit” is now your excuse and explanation for everything.

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Stretching my back isn’t enough; I need to take out my spine and wring it out like a towel.

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Landlord: I’m raising your rent. Me: Am I getting a bigger house?

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

Imagine you get to the gates of heaven and they make you download an app to go in.

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If you think you’re going to be in a dangerous situation, dress accordingly. Don’t wear flip-flops to a bank robbery, for example.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

Don’t fall in love. It’s bad.

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Nobody watches you harder than people who don’t like you, so give them a show they will never forget.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

When kids try to guess your age it will either be completely flattering or utterly devastating, but never correct.

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The difference between a biography and an autobiography is self-explanatory.

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Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes.

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If you can’t say anything nice, say something funny.

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Bugs Bunny taught me that my choices aren’t limited to fight or flight, I can also pretend I’m a pretty lady.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

I can’t really explain it but cereal at night tastes better than cereal in the morning.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Dear women, when you’re not around we load the dishwasher properly.

Shared recently on Threads:

What you call “Brunch” I call “Breakfast for Alcoholics.”

Trending via Messenger:

If at first you don’t succeed, try two more times so your failure is statistically significant.

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One thing I have noticed about getting older is having to stop for a short nap halfway through scrolling down to my year of birth when completing online forms.

Making waves on Reddit:

I’m not religious, but if someone is turning water into wine, let’s take a second look.

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It’s so foggy outside. Y’all gotta stop vaping.

Live now on Slack:

The neighbor sneezes loudly from the balcony. And because I’m a polite person, I shout loudly: Disgusting!

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Apparently “Spite” is not an appropriate answer to “What motivates you?”

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

The empty spot in your bed is for snacks, not liars.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

My boyfriend always complains that I never smile, but he’s the one who wanted a serious relationship.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

My greatest joy in life is when a friend reads a book I recommend. My greatest frustration in life is when they don’t read it fast enough.

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So annoying when your family knocks on the toilet door and asks what you’re doing. I’m baking a cake. HBU?

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

Hmm, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put “lol” at the end of it.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

Hey! Sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave.

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A beaver is an otter that has studied architecture.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

Not to brag but I gave someone directions and he made it.

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I’m not an idiot anymore, universe, please stop with the lessons.

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I wish there was a nicer way to say “my natural tendency to spot patterns is making me feel very uncomfortable about you”.

Just landed via Reddit:

Even a broken shrimp fries rice twice a day.

Just shared via Instagram:

I wish anxiety came with french fries.

Shared recently on WeChat:

If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

It’s amazing, when it’s your birthday you really feel the love from family, friends, lovers, former dentists, yoga studios and various smootheries.

Breaking via Reddit:

Petition to make check-in at hotels 11am and check-out 3pm, not the other way around. Like, WTF?

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No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.

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The cool thing about Twitter is you’re never the craziest one.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Girls know how to flirt until it’s with someone they actually like.

Breaking via Messenger:

One year older today, and still no closer to growing up.

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