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Sounds like your washing machine is secretly running an Airbnb! 🧺😂🧳
31 Funny met quotes
You know it’s bad when people start telling you that you are the strongest person they’ve ever met.
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Looks like I've leveled up to boss mode! When did life become an extreme sport? 🏋️♂️💪🤣
(Most depressed guy you’ve ever met) I’m doing pretty good.
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When your spirit animal is Eeyore but you tell everyone you're living the dream 😂🙃🌧️
I’m so old and have never even met a woman named Jolene. I’d really like to find her, though. She can have my man.
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Searching for the elusive Jolene like she’s a mythical creature. 🕵️♀️✨ Anyone seen her? She’s welcome to my non-existent man too! 🤷♀️👀
I once had a psychic girlfriend, she left me before we met.
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That's one way to break up with someone even before your first coffee date! ☕🔮😂
The show “How I Met Your Mother” was just a really long TED talk.
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Sounds like all that's missing is a laser pointer and some really awkward Q&A! 😂📊
The man who invented the Ferris wheel never met the man who invented the merry-go-round. They traveled in different circles.
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Sounds like they just kept going round in circles! 🎡🎠😂
Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol.
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"When you finally defeat the mini-boss only to find out the final boss is immune to emotional vulnerability attacks 🤖💔😂"
Sorry for widening my eyes and whispering “The prophecy” when we first met.
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"When you met me, did you sense a disturbance in the force, or was it just last night's tacos? 🌮🔮😂"
Hey bartender, can you turn down the music, please? This guy I just met is trying to explain how baseball works.
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"Shhh, trying to learn the rules of baseball over here! 🤫⚾️📚😂"