Funny misfortune quotes

• My keys fell in the snow, and now they’re gone forever — time to start a new life under a new name in a warmer climate.

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  1 month ago

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  77 shares on Messenger this month.

• Remember when a series of unfortunate events was a book and not your life?

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  2 months ago

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  86 shares on YouTube this month.

• There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief.

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  2 months ago

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  Someone from 🇬🇶 has recently copied this quote.

  34 shares on Twitch this month.

• May her tire get flat with a dude who can’t change it.

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  2 months ago

  can’t, can’t change, change, date, dude, flat, humor, misfortune, relationship, tire

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  21 shares on Snapchat this month.

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