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Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

I hope the world needs to be saved from the apocalypse with video game skills so my teen’s entire life won’t have been a complete waste.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

Goodbye, August, don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

No, I won’t be attending your seance, I barely want to talk to the living.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

I’m the product of too much television and zero supervision.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

Festival is when you pay a fortune to live like a homeless person.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

Hate when other parents at school drop off act like they’re better than me just because they remembered to bring all of their children.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has downloaded:

Women swear they be broke… Then, all of a sudden, here comes that Shein delivery.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

“It’s the most wonderful crime of the year!” I crooned running away with the pot of Santa’s donations.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little mysteries you get to solve later on.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

My husband is trying to convince me that we’re in a situationship. “The situation is that we live in the same house and love each other.”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

242 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,511

Funny Quotes Topics

17,578

Funny Quotes Images

15,511

Jan 7, 2026

3,392

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on LinkedIn:

Every time I leave the house, I’m reminded why sweatpants exist.

Spotted on Discord:

I will not accept a hint. I will act dumb until you say it clearly to me.

Shared recently on X:

You live in a great city when you get pooped on by a seagull instead of a pigeon.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I just read a thing that said I should compliment myself on my decisions, regardless of the outcome. No thanks, I’m not the government.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you.

Live now on Reddit:

I think I’ll just let my jazz hands speak for themselves.

Trending via Messenger:

Love is in the air fryer.

Going viral on YouTube:

Remember: The first step to recovery is addiction.

Spotted on WeChat:

Nosferatu implies the existence of a Yesferatu.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Hey, sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.

Funny misfortune quotes

Funny misfortune quotes bring a smile 😄 to those pesky moments when life doesn’t go our way 🍀➡️🌀. They turn mishaps into laughs 😂 and remind us that even bad luck can have a silver lining 🌈. Ready to giggle at some ironic twists of fate? Let’s dive into the lighter side of life’s little disasters! 🎢✨

New funny misfortune quotes 👇

My keys fell in the snow, and now they’re gone forever — time to start a new life under a new name in a warmer climate.

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Someone from 🇲🇭 has recently shared this quote.

115 shares on Pinterest this month.
Remember when a series of unfortunate events was a book and not your life?

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2 months ago

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Someone from 🇬🇶 has recently bookmarked this quote.

68 shares on Messenger this month.
There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief.

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2 months ago

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Someone from 🇨🇦 has recently bookmarked this quote.

119 shares on Messenger this month.
May her tire get flat with a dude who can’t change it.

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2 months ago

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Someone from 🇸🇪 has recently bookmarked this quote.

90 shares on Twitch this month.

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14 shares on Reddit this month:

Chores give kids a sense of responsibility while teaching relevant life skills such as procrastination.

82 shares on WeChat this month:

I would like to unsubscribe from all responsibilities, please and thank you.

90 shares on Snapchat this month:

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!

72 shares on Pinterest this month:

How do I get one of those fake corporate jobs where I work remotely, get paid for responding to one email a day, and have a laptop on with Outlook or whatever open?

61 shares on Discord this month:

My company promotes diversity. We’d never hire twins.

63 shares on Threads this month:

When I tell a joke that doesn’t land, I follow up with a worse one to make my audience realize how good they had it with the first joke.

17 shares on Snapchat this month:

Taking screenshots of the screenshots buried in my photo library to ‘bring them to the front.’ It’s not a great system, I admit.

63 shares on Threads this month:

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.

42 shares on Twitch this month:

Micro-dosing time travel by going to bed.

86 shares on TikTok this month:

Why did they call it painting your toenails and not graffeeti?

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Hot Jokes 💥

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Asking for a donation like Wikipedia every time someone asks me a question.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

My guardian angel is probably preoccupied with sports betting apps and generative AI, that’s why she’s letting all these bad things happen to me.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Oh, so ChatGPT is gonna tell me about me? Seems gossipy.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

A woman’s way of flirting is thinking about you until you get the urge to reach out to her.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

If you compliment me, my glasses fog up.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Starting a new show sucks. Who are these people?

20 folks are currently checking 👀

My thighs are bigger than my chances in life.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

“I didn’t vote for this.” — people who absolutely voted for this but thought this would only hurt people they hate.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Don’t ever get excited if your kid likes a new food. They won’t like it tomorrow.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

242 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,511

Funny Quotes Topics

17,578

Funny Quotes Images

15,511

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,661

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

Twitter is basically introverts gone wild.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

Sorry, but I don’t think we should see each other anymore. Your Katana skills are lacking.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

Explaining myself is too much work, just judge me.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

Your car antlers tell me everything I need to know about you.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

Sorry I’m late, I was fighting for my right to party.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

Of course there’s birth control for men. It’s called the way they act.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

I googled my symptoms and it turns out I just need this election to be over.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

I know I’m almost 40 because I had a few drinks last night and woke up this morning thinking: Oh no I bought so many socks online last night.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

Lou Read is the name of my favorite musician and also the book I keep in the toilet.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

Some of you need to be visited by the ghost of ‘Quit emailing me so much before Christmas.’

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Snapchat:

I get sad when I see how old people my age are.

Just landed via Threads:

I would do absolutely anything to get 8 hours of sleep, except for going to bed 8 hours before I need to wake up.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

Spotted on Slack:

They all cheat, lie and manipulate. Just pick the pretty one.

Just landed via Slack:

In my 20’s: might hit the club tonight. In my 40’s: might go to the grocery store to listen to some bangers.

Seen just now on Instagram:

The first person to realize you can eat bone marrow must have really hated that cow.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Lately life has been all panic no disco.

Spotted on Discord:

One year of friendship, and I’ve not seen your breasts? Are we really friends?

Freshly posted on Messenger:

You can tell a lot about someone by the stuff you make up in your head about them.

Spotted on Messenger:

Bugs have so many legs to make up for their lack of personality.

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