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Looks like the shopping list got a condiment-ary makeover! 🛒📝🍅
166 Funny misunderstanding quotes
Practicing how I’m gonna explain to the aliens that baseline and Vaseline do not sound the same.
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Aliens: "Ah, the sticky confusion of Earth linguistics!" 🚀👽💬
Welcome to social media. A person who does not understand humor will contact you shortly.
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Looks like my sarcasm translator is about to hit overdrive! 🤪😂📱
Someone at my job mentioned severance, and I was like, “Oh my God, I love that show,” and they said, “No, I’m about to get fired.”
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Plot twist: Turns out we're not talking about binge-watching but budget cuts 🎬📉😂
Womansplaining is when a woman tries to explain to you what you’re thinking/feeling, and is just totally 100% wrong.
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When she's sure she knows your feelings better than you do, it's like she's got a PhD in Mind Reading-ology 😂🧠📚
“You’re so understanding,” yeah, because I don’t want to go to prison for the rest of my life.
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Being "understanding" is just my crime prevention strategy 😂🚔📜
Ratatouille is hilarious because the villain wasn’t even evil; he just didn’t want food cooked by rats?!?
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Can't blame the guy for having high standards… or just not wanting furry sous chefs! 🐀👨🍳🤣
Googling what ASAP means, and having a panic attack.
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When you realize ASAP doesn’t actually mean "As Soon As Panic" 😂🕒💨
More often than not, I read applause as applesauce.
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Clapping or snacking? Either way, I'm a fan! 👏🍎😄
Anti-capitalism is just code for “I don’t know how anything works.”
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Looks like someone missed the memo on turning rebellion into a profitable side hustle! 💼💸😆