Commentary:
When "Netflix and chill" turns into "close pop-ups and pray" 😂🍿📺
195 Funny movie quotes
It’s crazy that things have got to a point where you can say, “Jurassic Park 3 is one of the better movies in the series.”
Commentary:
If that doesn't say we're living in a weird timeline, I don't know what does! 🦖😂🎬
Nostalgia is mostly dumb nonsense, but movie rental stores were legitimately better than streaming.
Commentary:
Remembering when "Be kind, rewind" was the biggest stress in life 🎥🍿😂
Me: Do you have the movie I want to watch? Netflix: No, but we have hundreds of movies that you don’t want to watch!
Commentary:
When Netflix's algorithm is 100% sure I need "A Documentary on Ant Farming" instead of the blockbuster I actually searched for! 📽️🐜🍿
“What’s your 5-year plan?” I’ll probably go to the movies next week, I think.
Commentary:
Plot twist: my 5-year plan is to finally decide which toppings to get on my popcorn 🍿😂
You know when a donkey followed Shrek home and just kept talking? That’s what it’s like having kids.
Commentary:
Having kids is like adopting your very own chatty sidekick, but with less hoof and more "why" 🐴🎤👶
There is no actual wolf in Wolf of Wall Street.
Commentary:
Looks like the real wolves were just good actors in suits! 🐺💼😂
For my next trick, I’ll watch a two-hour movie in four.
Commentary:
Mastering the ancient art of pause-play-procrastination! 🍿⏸️⏯️🚀
I speak for everyone when I say that finding the balance between watching movies, watching TV shows, and playing video games is harder than any job.
Commentary:
Juggling screen time is the ultimate multitasking Olympics 🏆🎬📺🎮!
There should be bloopers at the end of horror movies, so it relaxes you before bedtime.
Commentary:
Rolling credits and giggles, because even ghosts need a blooper reel 😂👻🎬