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Someone from 🇨🇿 has bookmarked:

If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $1 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst anniversary gifts ever.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

No matter how busy my Sunday gets, I always manage to set aside time to panic about Monday.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

Odd people reviewing a dessert: It’s not too sweet which is what I like.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has copied:

I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has copied:

Did you ever buy a pack of underwear, take them out, and think, wow, these are huge… then try them on, and they fit perfectly?

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

When the exam is so hard that you look out the window to appreciate nature.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

Remember when a series of unfortunate events was a book and not your life?

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

Girls want a bad boy to fix. Boys want a good girl to corrupt. Me? I just want a rumbustious monkey as a butler.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

Is it cool if I come into your life and just never leave, like a stray cat?

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

Nothing like a meteor shower to remind you that burning out can still be breathtaking.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,352

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on WhatsApp:

My toxic trait is that I expect people to have common sense, and I get mad when they don’t.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?

Spotted on Snapchat:

The concept of hot water showers feeling so good but not actually being good for your hair or skin is disgusting.

Spotted on Pinterest:

How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next.

Just landed via Telegram:

A moment of silence for the paycheck that was in my account for five minutes.

Trending via Threads:

Sometimes a girl has to delete all the apps on her phone and not speak to anyone for a week to find true happiness.

Spotted on TikTok:

I am convinced that size matters, especially when it comes to the heart.

Spotted on Reddit:

Horrifying if literal: my girlfriend is a gym rat.

Making waves on WeChat:

Twitter when Franz Ferdinand got shot would have been the best day ever.

Making waves on Messenger:

One thing I love about the internet is seeing some of the most hateful people posting inspirational quotes.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

62 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I have three full closets of nothing to wear.

77 shares on Discord this month:

Animals are so crazy because, why is your mom only one year older than you?

91 shares on Pinterest this month:

Good morning to the wind beneath my wings only.

42 shares on Messenger this month:

Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever checked your bank account and had way more money than you expected.

33 shares on Instagram this month:

How do they know an animal is extinct? Like, have you really looked everywhere?

98 shares on Telegram this month:

You just can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.

75 shares on Slack this month:

Make your salad taste better by putting it between bread, meat, cheese, and Big Mac sauce.

23 shares on Snapchat this month:

Sorry, I wasn’t really listening but that’s awesome, unless it isn’t of course.

21 shares on Slack this month:

I’m just a crazy person looking for a crazy person who finds me completely normal.

31 shares on Instagram this month:

The collective noun for a group of reply guys is an audacity.

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Hot Jokes 💥

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Employees should have to take their boss’s last name.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Nothing is hungrier than a Roomba that sees a charger cord.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m addicted to placebos.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Nice thing about dating a doctor is if you wanna stop seeing them, you can just eat an apple.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

My entire life changed once I found out that a crush is just a lack of information.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Your opinions are not my business.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

I grew up ugly, so I had to be funny, and then got hot in my twenties, so that’s how I became perfect.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Years of personal growth can be unraveled in 2 days at your parents’ house.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Sorry, I didn’t text back. I don’t like talking to people anymore.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

I am MTV, still played music videos, years old.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,624

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

Every morning I regret why I didn’t sleep earlier the night before.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

If a government has online beef with a pop star, it has already lost.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

You can count the number of times my wife has agreed with me on one hand, if you don’t have fingers.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

They lie on the job descriptions, so lie on your resume.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

I’m writing a parenting book called ‘Kids won’t listen until you scream like your mother did’.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

Life tip: If all of your bathrooms are full and you’re waiting for someone to finish, just turn off the WiFi in the house.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

Why do humans need jobs? Why can’t I just exist and make art and chill with my cat?

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

I be outside telling people I don’t got social media when they ask.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

Most of my shoulder workout comes from shrugging when people ask me questions.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

As long as I’m alive, I can begin again and again and again, again and again and again, again and again and again.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Reddit:

I birthed my kid faster than she can put on shoes.

Live now on TikTok:

I’m at the stage in life where I stay out of arguments. Even if you say 1+1=5, you’re right. Have fun.

Going viral on X:

With no training whatsoever, I took out myself and the other two people exiting the ski lift in one fell swoop.

Going viral on Instagram:

The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time, so it’s more of a surprise.

Making waves on Snapchat:

My morning routine consists of talking myself out of quitting my job.

Seen just now on Slack:

Should I be worried that buzzards circle me when I go for a run?

Just shared via Discord:

Just overheard someone describe their hike as “it was like mountain climbing, but flat”.

Shared recently on Slack:

Growing up, I didn’t think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Some days you are the table and some days you are the toe.

Spotted on Reddit:

Chuck Norris got shot. The bullet is in critical condition.

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