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I’d post more pics, but I don’t want y’all falling in love all at once.

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I can’t take people who pronounce “gnocchi” correctly seriously.

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Should I be worried that buzzards circle me when I go for a run?

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Now that the nights are getting cooler again, spiders often hide in your bed in search of warmth. Sleep well!

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I woke up from a deep sleep in a panic thinking I was late for work. Thankfully, I was already there.

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If you see my account doing wild or out-of-character things, no worries. It’s not me, I routinely rent it out as an Airbnb.

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Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing?

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Just another day of not being hot and rich.

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I like to just appear out of nowhere and say, “this looks like a job for a binder clip.”

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The problem with self-checkout is that all the cashiers are idiots.

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The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone.

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Welcome to your 40’s. You now have to second guess your age as you can’t believe you’re that old.

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The amount I’m sighing these days could fuel a small wind farm.

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A web developer and an SEO expert walk into a bar, bars, nightclub, pubs, tavern, beer, alcohol, drinks, alcoholic beverages, bars in my area, places to drink.

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The only thing preventing me from moving to Finland is the language barrier and a job.

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Damn, girl, are you Black Friday? Because I’m wondering what your bloody deal is.

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Whenever I go down the stairs next to an escalator, I always move faster than the escalator to prove to the people I made the better decision.

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The biggest problem with working from home? I want to go home even though I’m already at home.

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There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

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Whispering to paramedic before I pass out: save me, but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow.

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Funny music genre quotes 🎶😂 are the perfect way to celebrate all the beats and vibes that make us groove! Whether you’re into rock, pop, jazz, or hip-hop, these witty lines will strike a chord 🎸🎤 and have you laughing out loud. Ready to jam with some clever humor? Let’s dive into the colorful world of music and laughter! 🎧🎵🤣

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Share →: I miss when The Weeknd was making sex-addict-on-drugs music.

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Who knew we'd be longing for catchy tunes about questionable life choices? 🎶🍷😂
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Share →: You’re no Sultan of Swing, buddy, you’re hardly a Governor of Groove.

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"More like the Count of Clumsy! 🎶🕺🤪"
6 months ago
Share →: Country music is for men who need a little help crying.

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"Country music: the ultimate emotional support system for those tough guys who just can't resist a good sob session! 🤠🎶😭 Let the twangy tunes be the shoulder you never knew you needed to cry on. Yeehaw for emotional release!"

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Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

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I have so much planned today that I was already tired thinking of it yesterday.

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I suffer from awesomnia.

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Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.

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Doctor advised me to stop drinking. This is going to be a big change for me. I was with that doctor for decades.

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If you call me “daddy” in bed, I will immediately stop what we are doing and make you clean your room.

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My coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter.

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I belong to the generation that repaired the TV with a single blow to the casing.

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If you’re the type of person who likes to be left alone, I’m with you. Better yet, I’m not with you.

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If you make it through life without being portrayed in a murder documentary, take the win.

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Not being able to fall asleep is so embarrassing. All I’m asking my brain to do is nothing and it can’t even do that?

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Mail is crazy because it’s like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don’t reply to you’re going to jail.

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If I win the lottery, I’m buying four politicians and some really nice shoes.

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I haven’t even gone to bed yet and I already can’t wait to get home from work tomorrow.

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I’ve spent 80% of my adult life resetting my password.

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I’m lacking vitamin c-ash.

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We need to stop making more Christmas music. We have enough.

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I’m a total go with the flow kinda person as long as the flow is meticulously scheduled well in advance and there are no mid-flow changes whatsoever.

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That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don’t know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.

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Wild how we don’t get a public holiday for Wrestlemania, but okay.

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