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My save-for-later cart on Amazon is up to about $1.5 million dollars.

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Without the words ‘literally’ and ‘like,’ I am nothing.

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Shoutout to everyone who works hard to support their dog’s extravagant lifestyle.

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Welcome to your 40s: here’s ten pounds.

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What do you mean a baguette isn’t a female bag?

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It’s not my job to tell people where they’re failing in life. It’s just a hobby.

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Who called it a missed phone call from your parents and not a boomer rang?

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Hope this email finds you moonwalking out of work early.

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Bruschetta is 80% delicious and 20% mess.

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I was born a boy, but according to the packaging, I identify as a family of four.

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So I got a call from a telemarketer, and he said he couldn’t understand me. I told him, “Press 1 for English.”

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Damaged inside, but outside we keep it gangsta.

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My favorite part of adulting is borrowing money from myself and paying myself back.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

You can learn a lot about a person by observing their every waking movement from a tree outside their house.

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As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued.

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They should remove the sex scenes from movies and then put them all into one big super sex scene movie they can show in theaters at the end of the year.

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Preparing for my beach vacation by watching Jaws.

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Drove by a woman with her car broke down, I was going to stop and help until I remembered I don’t know anything about cars or women.

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Damn, didn’t win the lottery. It’s messing up my budget plan.

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The rule should be: if you can smell the cookout, you’re invited to the cookout.

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Funny mysterious quotes 🕵️‍♂️😂 blend laughter with a dash of enigma, making you scratch your head while chuckling out loud! Whether you’re decoding life’s little puzzles or just craving a quirky twist, these witty gems keep things light and delightfully puzzling. Ready to smile and wonder at the same time? Let’s dive into the world where humor meets mystery! ✨🤔🤣

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Share →: It’s not getting better or worse, but rather a third mysterious thing.

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Wow, we've officially entered the "mystery flavor" zone of life 🍭🕵️‍♂️🤔
5 days ago
Share →: Please go out, have fun, have friends, make connections. That mysterious lifestyle won’t save you.

Commentary:
Trying to be the mysterious lone wolf, but I'm more of a social butterfly in disguise 🦋🤔🌍
2 weeks ago
Share →: Are you okay, babe? You’ve barely moved in mysterious ways recently.

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When your dance moves become less "mystic mambo" and more "ordinary oops" 💃🤔😆
2 months ago
Share →: Born to be quiet and mysterious, forced to yap whenever I get the chance.

Commentary:
"Living my best 'mystery novel with a broken spine' life! 📚🔍😆"
6 months ago
Share →: God: “I used to work in mysterious ways but now I’m unemployed.”

Commentary:
"Looks like even God couldn't escape the downsizing trend! 👀🙏 Maybe it's time for some divine job hunting. Who knows, maybe the Creator can try their hand at a new gig under the sun? 🌞 #UnemployedDeity"

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Born to say “Who the hell raised you to be this stupid.” Forced to work in groups.

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I ordered mushrooms on my pizza. When do they kick in?

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There’s a disgusting pervert at the bar watching pornography over my shoulder.

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You’d think a philharmonic orchestra would have at least one harmonica, but nope.

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Welcome to your 50’s, you’ll look for your phone while scrolling on your phone.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

Single, not sure how to mingle.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

I’m sorry that I’m canceling plans. I made them last week when I assumed that, by now, I’d be a different person.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

If you wear enough cardigans, people will assume you’re smart and you can stop reading entirely.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

Was that meant to be a joke or did you just accidentally spill a bunch of words you were carrying around?

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I don’t carry my wallet to work because I’m afraid someone will steal it while I’m sleeping.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Super excited about a brand new year full of questionable life choices.

Live now on Reddit:

You’re either snacking with me or snacking against me.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I am the proud father of two content providers. I mean children. Two children.

Spreading quickly via X:

She doesn’t want flowers, she wants to invoke an ancient curse.

Freshly posted on X:

I bring a very “are you going to eat your pickle” vibe to lunch meetings.

Live now on WeChat:

“You look tired.” Yes, bro, I stayed up all night obsessing over things I have no control over.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead.

Spotted on Facebook:

Not just anyone can be cremated. You have to urn it.

Making waves on Facebook:

Halloween is a big day for dogs who love to absolutely lose their shit when the doorbell rings.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I’m a pocket full of sunshine, not your dumping ground for grumpiness.

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