Funny mysterious quotes

• It’s not getting better or worse, but rather a third mysterious thing.

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  2 months ago

  ambiguity, better, change, getting, humor, mysterious, mystery, perspective, thing, third, worse

• Please go out, have fun, have friends, make connections. That mysterious lifestyle won’t save you.

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  2 months ago

  connection, friend, friends, fun, go out, life, lifestyle, mysterious, please, save, social, social life

• Are you okay, babe? You’ve barely moved in mysterious ways recently.

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  2 months ago

  affection, babe, communication, humor, humor quote, moved, mysterious, mystery, okay, playful, relationship, romance, ways

• Born to be quiet and mysterious, forced to yap whenever I get the chance.

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  2 months ago

  born, chance, forced, humor, i, irony, mysterious, personality, quiet, self-deprecating, talkative, whenever

• God: “I used to work in mysterious ways but now I’m unemployed.”

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  2 months ago

  divine, God, humor, i, irony, joke, mysterious, mysterious ways, unemployed, unemployment, used, ways, work

• Welcome to your 50s. If you don’t have a mysterious ailment, one will be assigned to you shortly.

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  3 months ago

  50s, age, aging, ailment, condition, health, humor, medical, medical condition, middle, middle age, mysterious, mysterious ailment, welcome

• Unfortunately, I’m not nonchalant or mysterious. I’m just a naturally awkward person who becomes talkative once I’m comfortable.

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  4 months ago

  anxiety, awkward, comfortable, introvert, just, mysterious, naturally, nonchalant, once, person, personality, social, social anxiety, talkative, unfortunately

• You know who else works in mysterious ways? Me.

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  6 months ago

  else, humor, know, me, mysterious, mystery, self-reference, ways, work, works

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