Funny mysterious quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Born to be quiet and mysterious, forced to yap whenever I get the chance.

  Commentary:
  "Living my best 'mystery novel with a broken spine' life! 📚🔍😆"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: God: “I used to work in mysterious ways but now I’m unemployed.”

  Commentary:
  "Looks like even God couldn't escape the downsizing trend! 👀🙏 Maybe it's time for some divine job hunting. Who knows, maybe the Creator can try their hand at a new gig under the sun? 🌞 #UnemployedDeity"

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