Funny Nigerian quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Tried online dating, and it turns out my soulmate is a Nigerian prince who needs my bank details to escape his kingdom.

  Commentary:
  "Guess true love really *is* priceless—or at least requires a 6-digit PIN! 👑💌💸"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m only here while I wait for that Nigerian prince to follow through on his end of the bargain.

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Getting left on read really gives me perspective on what Nigerian princes go through.

  Commentary:
  "Getting left on read is like waiting for a royal response from a Nigerian prince… except you're neither getting a fortune nor a crown 👑🤷‍♂️ #RoyalGhosting"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The cynicism of those who urge me not to do what I can to help the Nigerian royal family.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, because why help a Nigerian royal family when you could simply become one yourself 🤑👑 Don't let the cynics rain on your royal parade! #NobleIntentions"

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