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Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into a pillow.

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Why do we call it tuna fish? Is there any other tuna out there that’s not a fish?

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The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.

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Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

Alcohol is a vicious cycle: regret, recovery, repeat.

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Probably the worst thing you can do when your wife gives you a disapproving look from across the room for being on your phone is finish typing this.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

The universe clearly isn’t working as it should so someone should turn it off and back on again.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences largely goes unnoticed.

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In my 20’s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40’s: oh.

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I know which nation I like best. Hibernation.

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Sex is cool, but have you ever found an academic article that fits your research topic perfectly and supports all of your claims?

Making waves on Instagram:

I deserve an Oscar for telling my dentist I don’t eat candy.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Being a parent means hearing a noise at 3 a.m. and hoping it’s just a ghost and not your toddler getting up again.

Trending via Telegram:

Establish dominance by asking your dentist if he’s flossing everyday.

Shared recently on Twitch:

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.

Freshly posted on Discord:

The first 120 hours after the weekend are always the worst.

Seen just now on Threads:

I believe the IRS is days away from having a nuclear weapon.

Trending via Slack:

Before ball parks were invented there was pretty much no way to give someone a rough estimate.

Reported on X:

Having someone sing you to sleep is so comforting, until you realize you are the only one in the room.

Making waves on Reddit:

Petition to lower the retirement age. I’m tired now.

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Funny nightmares quotes bring a hilarious twist to those spooky midnight visions 👻😴! Instead of shivers down your spine, get ready for laughs that turn scary dreams into comedy gold 😂🌙. Whether you’re dodging flying pizzas or chatting with grumpy ghosts, these witty lines make nightmares way more entertaining. Ready to giggle through the darkness? Let’s dive into a world where even your wildest dreams can crack a smile! 🎉✨

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Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.

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My morning yoga routine has really helped shift my lower back pain into my upper back.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

Do you mind if I smash this object of great sentimental value?

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

I learned Morse code, and then I couldn’t sleep because the rain kept telling me to go fuck myself.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

Imagine thinking you have any clue what’s going on.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

If I honk at this person, maybe it will make them a better person.

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Beginning my getting out of bed journey this morning.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

First date idea: we deactivate your Instagram.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has bookmarked:

If anyone wants to contact me, from now on I can only be reached via my bank account.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

Can someone come over and take this phone away from me?

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Shared recently on Facebook:

Slowly I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I am woman, hear me roar but also meow because I am sensitive.

Seen just now on Twitch:

The date didn’t go well but she was nice enough to send a PDF of everything I did wrong afterwards.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Accidentally made eye contact with the sweets at the grocery store and now have to declare bankruptcy.

Going viral on Facebook:

Drivers seem to underestimate how willing I am to get knocked down at a zebra crossing to prove a point.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Even though he murders a lot of people, you can tell Freddie Kruger is a fun loving guy cause he goes by Freddie and not Fred or Frederick.

Making waves on Facebook:

The Recipe for Disaster in me, recognizes the Appetite for Destruction in you.

Spotted on WeChat:

If you think I’m funny, you should hear the voices in my head.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Just because your parents planned you doesn’t mean you weren’t a mistake.

Spotted on YouTube:

“Communism sounds good in theory, but doesn’t work in practice.” Capitalism doesn’t even sound good in theory.

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