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I even procrastinate things I actually want to do.

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Women are like a fitted sheet. No matter what you do or how hard you try, they just never seem to cooperate.

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This heat made me realize I won’t survive in hell, I gotta change.

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Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem.

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I’ve been following this strict diet all week and so far all I’ve lost is my patience.

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To get my cat to eat, I tell him about all the hungry cats in Catfrica.

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So I got a call from a telemarketer, and he said he couldn’t understand me. I told him, “Press 1 for English.”

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I’m never more unattractive than when a bee flies in my face.

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Most people don’t listen at all, they just wait until they can continue talking.

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I love saying “You’re welcome!” really loudly when someone hasn’t thanked me.

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People who remember to drink water, what’s that like?

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Being weird never goes out of style.

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They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out.

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For my future, I wish for another planet and a ticket to get there.

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Funny nightmares quotes bring a hilarious twist to those spooky midnight visions 👻😴! Instead of shivers down your spine, get ready for laughs that turn scary dreams into comedy gold 😂🌙. Whether you’re dodging flying pizzas or chatting with grumpy ghosts, these witty lines make nightmares way more entertaining. Ready to giggle through the darkness? Let’s dive into a world where even your wildest dreams can crack a smile! 🎉✨

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That moment when you cut into a seedless watermelon and find out it’s only allegedly seedless.

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I don’t “make friends”. I get adopted by extroverts and they make me do things.

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The Sunday struggle is wanting to relax and wanting a clean house, but also not wanting to clean or move.

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Maybe dogs are smarter than us because they found a way to get fed and housed without having to go to college and get a job.

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Stupid cow blocking the road. HOW DAIRY!

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Girl dinner, but it’s the hearts of men who wouldn’t take ‘no’ for an answer.

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Having to pee really puts things into perspective. Like, OK, none of this matters.

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If you say something while exhaling smoke, it is 10 times more profound.

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I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.

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I have nothing in common with people who “forget to eat”.

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How many jokes about lightbulbs does it take to change us?

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The real threat to Democracy is the Bureaucracy.

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New year update: losing everything but weight.

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Babies sighing is so funny to me. My dear, the time to sigh has not come.

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