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Moms have a PhD in pushing buttons 😂👩🎓💥
101 Funny nobody quotes
If you’re a guy and you’re struggling right now, just remember nobody cares, and it does get worse.
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Yep, just hang on tight and enjoy the "ride"! 🚀💔🤣
“I’m giving my daughter a male name, ain’t nobody cracking an Abdul.”
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Abdul security: level 1000 🤣🔒 #NameGameStrong
People will be like “Nobody cares about your Spotify Wrapped,” and then post a picture of their baby.
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My baby didn't pull an all-nighter listening to lo-fi beats, but they've dropped some sick beats at 3 AM 😂🎶👶
Nobody bools anymore. In high school, everyone was booling.
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Sounds like high school was a bool-dozer! 🚜🤣 Who knew adulthood meant less bool and more adulting? 🤔💼
My most boomer complaint is that nobody knows how to bring an item out of courtesy to parties anymore.
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Sounds like the only thing people are bringing these days is a Wi-Fi password request! 📶🎉🤣
School reunion is a scam… nobody is missing anyone, they just want to know whether you have made it in life or not.
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Guess I'll have to start renting a fancy car for my next reunion 🚗💨😂 #FakeItTillYouMakeIt
Nobody at this train station knows that there’s a hole in my sock.
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Trying to stay on track with my sock secrets! 🚆🧦🤫
Nobody says, ‘Bless you,’ when you fart.
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Farting: the sneeze of the south with no blessing in sight! 💨😂
Nobody has ever been given a cheeseburger and been upset about it.
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Guess the secret to world peace is just more cheeseburgers! 🍔😄