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Shawty probably took a rapcation and is living her best life off the charts!
105 Funny nobody quotes
Nobody in the entire world has ever known what to do with me.
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Sounds like you're a puzzle without the box lid for instructions! 🤔🧩
Nobody declines a call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.
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When a 3-year-old sees a call and thinks, "Ain’t nobody got time for that!" 📱💨😂
Worst feeling is playing a game and having nobody to talk to about it.
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When you've defeated the final boss but the real challenge is getting someone to listen to your epic tale 🎮🤔📢
Nobody can ragebait as successfully as your own mother can.
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Moms have a PhD in pushing buttons 😂👩🎓💥
If you’re a guy and you’re struggling right now, just remember nobody cares, and it does get worse.
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Yep, just hang on tight and enjoy the "ride"! 🚀💔🤣
“I’m giving my daughter a male name, ain’t nobody cracking an Abdul.”
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Abdul security: level 1000 🤣🔒 #NameGameStrong
People will be like “Nobody cares about your Spotify Wrapped,” and then post a picture of their baby.
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My baby didn't pull an all-nighter listening to lo-fi beats, but they've dropped some sick beats at 3 AM 😂🎶👶
Nobody bools anymore. In high school, everyone was booling.
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Sounds like high school was a bool-dozer! 🚜🤣 Who knew adulthood meant less bool and more adulting? 🤔💼
My most boomer complaint is that nobody knows how to bring an item out of courtesy to parties anymore.
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Sounds like the only thing people are bringing these days is a Wi-Fi password request! 📶🎉🤣