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I alway get the same thing every year for Christmas. Fat!

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My taste in music ranges from “You’ve gotta listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

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I always preferred the English spelling of “diarrhea” which is “diarrhoea” because it really looks like you’ve lost control of your vowels.

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I just ate, and now I’m going swimming, so I guess this is goodbye.

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Any room can be a rage room if you just give me a minute.

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Getting a second opinion about my Tamagotchi’s health.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

My body feels like it’s aging in dog years.

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Thoughts more intrusive than a 90s sitcom neighbor.

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The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.

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I am not the person I thought I was when I cut that donut in half.

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Flirting when bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

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Just found out it don’t matter how early I go to bed, I just don’t wanna go to work.

Just shared via Discord:

The fewer friends at your birthday party means more cake for you. Follow me for more life hacks.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Super excited about a brand new week of questioning all my life choices.

Going bananas on Reddit:

I love when my grandma texts me — because I know it took her an hour.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

So, does anyone know how to end mass religious psychosis, or is it just a thing now until we slowly die off from climate-induced disasters?

Just landed via Threads:

Lawyers should get walk-up songs in court like how wrestlers do.

Breaking via Reddit:

Sorry I’m unavailable… the horrors of reality insist upon themselves.

Just shared via Facebook:

The term “bisexual” is so confusing. Are you sexual twice a week or once every other week?

Making waves on Twitch:

Living la vida taco!

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76 shares on Twitch this month:

I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, phone, temper, and my mind.

50 shares on X this month:

Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.

51 shares on Messenger this month:

My search history is filled with me googling regular words just to make sure I’m using them right.

32 shares on WeChat this month:

Every day is a D-Day, if you’re a stutterer.

16 shares on YouTube this month:

I keep myself humble by messing up all the time.

94 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Kids be like, I see you have a moment to yourself, and I must correct that immediately.

55 shares on LinkedIn this month:

And then there are those dates after which you think: “Have I really shaved my legs for this?”

65 shares on Reddit this month:

Autocorrect is like a tiny person inside your phone that sometimes gets drunk and says the dumbest things.

50 shares on WeChat this month:

Aging gracefully is like getting steamrolled gracefully, you should really be screaming.

39 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I might start telling people I’m 10 years older than I actually am just so they can tell me how great I look for my age.

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The Gulf of Mexico should’ve been renamed to Sea Señor.

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Nothing tops a plain pizza.

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Weddings should have a worst man.

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Is my life this bad because I didn’t forward that email to 15 people back in 2007?

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Might go to prison so I can focus on the gym properly.

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Airports are so funny. Like, “Oh, you’re flying across the country? Would you like to hang out in a mall first?”

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The bad news is I forgot to wear my spaghetti-eating shirt. The good news is I have a new spaghetti-eating shirt.

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Hannibal Lecter didn’t have to be a serial killer, he was scary enough as a foodie.

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In case no one told you today. I’m beautiful.

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Don’t forget to set your clocks back to seasonal depression this weekend.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

Nothing is worse than seeing a gorgeous girl that I’d never approach or stand a chance with and then finding out she has a boyfriend.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you are done.

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Sisters are so important. How else would my mom find out all the stuff I didn’t want her to know.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

Normalize talking to people in the gym who have earbuds in, they love that.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

A little 9-5 with a little fraud on the side is the only way you gone survive in this world.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

Halloween pumpkins look even scarier if you just use the ones from last year.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

I am cool with January lasting forever because rent is due February 1.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

I love saying “why would I lie” when I’m lying.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

Women are like apples; I like biting them.

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I am at my Thanksgiving table observing personality disorders that have not been identified yet.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Telegram:

The urge to pee in the morning is so aggressive. Bro, like, chill we’re getting there. Don’t threaten to come out.

Going viral on Instagram:

When you’re using Grok, the A in Al just stands for Adolf.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I’d never pick the lesser of two evils because that means they’re not even good at being evil either.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

It’s now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands.

Breaking via Telegram:

Working with children gives you so much in return. Lice, for example.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I live in my own little world. But it’s ok, they know me here.

Shared recently on Threads:

If you steal enough FitBits, they’ll just give you one for your ankle.

Trending via Slack:

Happy birthday to everyone, for the rest of your lives. I can’t do this anymore.

Just shared via TikTok:

But are we sure that stomachs are meant to be flat?

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Man, it sucks having no kids. All I do is whatever I want, all the time.

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