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Funny overweight quotes

According to a recent study, women who are a little overweight live longer than men who mention it.

According to a recent study, women who are a little overweight live longer than men who mention it.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
Don't blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August.

Don’t blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025
A person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds on Mars. So I'm not overweight, I'm on the wrong planet.

A person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds on Mars. So I’m not overweight, I’m on the wrong planet.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025