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To-do list: bite the hand that feeds me, put all my eggs in one basket, kill two birds with one stone, let the cat out of the bag, think inside the box, burn bridges, walk on thin ice, play with fire.

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My dad told my sister’s new boyfriend to stand at the end of the picture so he can crop him out whenever she dumps him.

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I have no desire to rekindle anything with anyone. See you never.

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I deserve a love so pure that my nervous system can finally rest.

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When the past calls, don’t answer it. It has nothing new to tell you.

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Telling everyone I’m an undecided voter because I need the attention.

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Remember when movies felt real, and foreheads could wrinkle.

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Kinda sucks that the prize for washing your laundry is getting to fold your laundry.

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Every homemade dinner counts as negative calories because of the exercise we get waving pillows at the smoke detectors.

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I just tried on my summer wardrobe. The only thing I managed to get into was a state of panic.

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The only downside to dating hot men is that when it ends, he’s still hot.

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Your twenties are for working towards a life you later won’t want.

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And is the financial stability in the room with us right now?

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I hope this email makes you quit your job.

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Funny panic attack quotes bring a lighthearted twist to those overwhelming moments when your mind races and your heart skips a beat 😅✨ Laughter truly is the best medicine, turning anxiety into relatable humor that feels like a virtual hug 🤗💬 Whether you’re looking to smile through stress or share a chuckle with friends, these witty lines remind us we’re all in this crazy ride together! 🎢😂

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Did it hurt, when my ice cream outlasted yours?

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That very depressing moment when you find out the fire alarm that went off at work was just a test.

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Part of getting older is having a favorite pen.

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Thinking about taking some time off to focus on cheese.

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People who are on Twitter and put intelligent in their bio, good one.

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Nighttime is when I remember that one weird thing I said in 6th grade, and feel bad about it forever.

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I need a browser plugin that disables Amazon when I’m drinking. Hashtag: don’t drink and Prime.

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I get you, bowel syndrome. I’m irritable, too.

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Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver.

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My first mistake was leaving the womb.

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A dating app called Unhinged where you agree to meet up and fight each other.

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I love when my cat sighs at me, like what’s got you stressed out my little freeloading homicidal maniac!?

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In these difficult times, it’s important to remember that cheese exists.

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The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.

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