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Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

A dating app to meet other people with low IQ called OK Stupid.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

You don’t scare me. I used to have to call and ask a girl’s parents if she was there.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

Horror movies have ruined the joy of skinny-dipping for me.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

Not sure who needs to hear this, but make your bloody bed.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has viewed:

We’re limited only by our imagination and some federal agencies.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

It sucks that crazy people ruined wearing tinfoil hats for those of us that just did it for fashion purposes.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

Behind every funny man is a woman who rolls her eyes.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

If my wife and I got divorced and moved to separate states, I’m convinced I would still hear her chewing.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

Dear God, thank you for the job I have. But if you have a lottery win planned for me, I’m ready! Thank you.

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I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that “people with tattoos can’t get good jobs” and now we all agree that “people with and without tattoos can’t get good jobs”.

Just shared via Reddit:

If you did the weekend right, your coffee needs coffee today.

Live now on Reddit:

My day starts backwards, I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Welcome to adulthood. You have a favorite gas station now.

Spotted on Messenger:

Sometimes I’m out in public and I have to look down real quick to make sure I remembered to put on pants.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you wanted.

Making waves on Facebook:

Saturdays are for doing absolutely everything or doing absolutely nothing, everybody knows that.

Spotted on Discord:

Is there a bravery award I can nominate my son for as he managed to eat his toast despite the fact I cut it wrong.

Trending via TikTok:

I think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all winter.

Spotted on TikTok:

I don’t drink blood to stay young. I do it mainly for the lifestyle.

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Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

If anything I post makes you mad, just know that it pleases me.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

I’m so single, even my husband won’t match with me on Tinder.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

Parenting is yelling ‘you just had a snack!’ over and over until you give in and throw them another snack.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be turning you into a poem.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

When they dress up really nice, but all you can think about is the thrill of taking it off.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

My biggest fear is waking up and being in the Renaissance era or something. Imagine having the knowledge of hot dogs but lacking the tools to make them.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

Tech bros are frequently wrong but never in doubt.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

Washing my hands in the sink and then wiping them on my cat, like a towel.

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Just shared via Telegram:

I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk.

Just shared via Instagram:

Cowboy outfits should be called ranch dressing.

Going viral on Telegram:

Feelings are like children. You don’t want them driving the car, but you shouldn’t stuff them in the trunk either.

Just landed via Facebook:

Why do people think it’s ok to ask why a person is single? I don’t ask why you’re unhappily married.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Your nose is in the middle of your face because it is the scenter.

Going viral on X:

I’m experimenting with how many apples I need to eat a day to keep everyone away, whatever their profession.

Breaking via Twitch:

People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out… I mean, don’t they have thoughts?

Spotted on Instagram:

“Overdressed” is a social construct created by hating girls.

Shared recently on Discord:

I kind of miss when people stood 6 feet away.

Shared recently on Twitch:

I am such a fun person and so easy to get along with as long as the layout I have secretly imagined for the entire day goes exactly as I planned it without variation or interruption.

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