Funny parked quotes

• You know you’re getting old when you get mad at some random car parked outside your house.

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  2 months ago

  aging, anger, car, frustration, getting, getting old, house, humor, know, mad, neighborhood, old, outside, parked, parking, random

• This cop is parked illegally behind me with his lights on. I’m going to say something.

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  2 months ago

  confrontation, cop, going, humor, illegal, illegal parking, lights, me, parked, parking, police, sarcasm, say, something, traffic

• There’s an epidemic of people just staring at their phones in their parked cars.

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  2 months ago

  addiction, behavior, car, cars, dependence, distraction, epidemic, funny observation, just, life, observation, parked, parked car, people, phone, phone addiction, phones, social, social behavior, staring, technology, technology dependence, urban, urban life

• Can we all agree that Mini Cooper drivers need to put an extended flag on the back of their cars so the stalls where they’re parked stop looking empty?

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  2 months ago

  agree, back, cars, cooper, drivers, empty, empty stalls, flag, humor, looking, mini, Mini Cooper, need, parked, parking, put, stalls, stop, where

• I accidentally hit a parked car, so I left them a note that said “next time it will be you”.

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  2 months ago

  accident, accidentally, car, driving, hit, humor, i, irony, joke, left, mishap, next, note, parked, parked car, time, warning

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