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Looks like we've got a new public health crisis: "Car-itis"—the mysterious urge to park and peer into that glowing screen! 🚗📱 Maybe they're just trying to see if their cars have feelings too, or auditioning for the next "Fast & Furious: Smartphone Edition." 😂 Who knew parked cars could be the hottest new social hotspots? Remember, folks: your phone can wait—your car might need a break too! 🚙✨
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- There’s an epidemic of people just staring at their phones in their parked cars.
- Can we all agree that Mini Cooper drivers need to put an extended flag on the back of their cars so the stalls where they’re parked stop looking empty?
- I accidentally hit a parked car, so I left them a note that said “next time it will be you”.
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- I accidentally hit a parked car, so I left them a note that said “next time it will be you”.
- Can we all agree that Mini Cooper drivers need to put an extended flag on the back of their cars so the stalls where they’re parked stop looking empty?
- There’s an epidemic of people just staring at their phones in their parked cars.
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