Funny parked quotes

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  1 month ago

  View →: There’s an epidemic of people just staring at their phones in their parked cars.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Can we all agree that Mini Cooper drivers need to put an extended flag on the back of their cars so the stalls where they’re parked stop looking empty?
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  4 months ago

  View →: I accidentally hit a parked car, so I left them a note that said “next time it will be you”.

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