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My phone charger is lying in another room. HELP.

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Every time my neighbors start moaning, I pause my music to rate the performance.

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I love being a girly girl and going to sleep all moisturized, juicy, and soft. Lip balm on. Layering on scents just to beauty rest.

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People who pee in the shower, have you thought about peeing before you get in the shower?

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I refuse to be bound by the social construct called “the calendar.” Merry Christmas, everyone.

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One day we will tell our grandkids how far we had to scroll to get to the recipe.

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Doing an hour of self-care after 23 hours of self-destruction.

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Live now on YouTube:

Welcome to Netflix. We have everything but what you want to watch.

Freshly posted on Slack:

By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you unfriended and restricted. You may now kiss my butt.

Just landed via YouTube:

Did you ever buy a pack of underwear, take them out, and think, wow, these are huge… then try them on, and they fit perfectly?

Breaking via Discord:

You know where I’d like to go? Missing.

Breaking via Facebook:

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making all of the food that is unhealthy for you taste so good.

Going bananas on Discord:

What’s it called when you’re super insecure but, at the same time, you can walk into a room full of people and think you’re better than everyone else?

Seen just now on Threads:

You’re always bitching about your alarm clock, but put yourself in his shoes. The first thing he sees in the morning is your face.

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Funny pet name quotes

Funny pet name quotes 🐾 are the perfect way to celebrate your furry friend’s quirky charm and bring a smile to your day 😄. Whether your pet’s name is silly, sweet, or downright hilarious, these witty sayings capture the joy and laughter that come with loving a lovable goofball 🐶🐱. Ready to brighten your feed with pawsome humor? Let the giggles begin! 🎉🐕🐾

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Being called ‘my love’ is probably the cutest thing, like yes, that’s me. I’m the one you love. I’m the only one you love. I’m your love. Say it again.

2 weeks ago

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I bought a robot vacuum today. Named it “Dustbin Bieber”.

1 month ago

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Pet owners be like “this is my pet Snoopy, but their nicknames are Booboo and Thicky Boy!”

1 month ago

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Your Majesty” would be the best name for a cat.

4 months ago

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I really miss my family… sized bag of crisps.

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Memes are the most information-dense form of communication.

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Politics top tip: Gain people’s trust by telling them that everyone is lying to them.

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Being sleepy all day is just part of who I am.

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Unpopular Opinion: Die Hard is a Harry Potter movie. He sneaks around a tower at night avoiding Alan Rickman.

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I assume people who bookmark my posts are building a case against me.

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Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

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Seen just now on WhatsApp:

One of the best examples of someone posing a question that they already know the answer to is the WeightWatchers website asking me if I accept cookies.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

According to my chocolate advent calendar, there are only 4 days until Christmas.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Eternal Sunshine of the Thotless Grind.

Going viral on WeChat:

Her: how are you still single? Me: it’s easier than you think.

Making waves on Pinterest:

A weighted blanket isn’t enough today, I need to be compressed into a zip-file.

Trending via Messenger:

I should go to jail so I can focus on the gym.

Spotted on Snapchat:

He called me delusional, but I think he meant delicious.

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