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Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

The funniest thing I heard an elder say, “My generation had Wonder Woman, your generation has to wonder if it’s a woman.”

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

Like me, the weather is getting cooler around here.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

I have a sundress and no man to bend me over in it, sad day.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

Fake laughing at work is mentally exhausting. Please just leave me alone.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

Liquor store clerk: “Do you need help?” Me: “Yes, but I decided to come here instead.”

Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

Unlike men, women would immediately admit their mistakes if they had any.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

My future husband is probably enjoying a nice summer with his first wife… but the seeds of discontent are there.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

Called in, “I’m a time traveler. I came in today yesterday.”

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

The light at the end of the tunnel is only the headlight of the oncoming train.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,622

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Breaking via Discord:

Breakfast is the most important beer of the day.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Life is too short, and death is too long.

Spotted on Facebook:

I don’t hate you. I just don’t like that you exist.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Uh oh, said somethin’ weird. Better fix it by saying something even weirder.

Just landed via Discord:

If social media has taught me anything, it’s that we are all crazy in a different way.

Just shared via WeChat:

Tensing up so the masseuse doesn’t win.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Hello, hi. Don’t invite me anywhere until next year. The money is finished. Regards.

Seen just now on X:

Perfume is designed to be an invisible accessory. It’s not designed to instantly kill the canary when you entered the room.

Making waves on Discord:

The lion does not concern himself with divorce papers.

Trending via WeChat:

Having siblings is so important because you learn the exact amount you can annoy someone before they try to physically kill you.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

76 shares on Slack this month:

I don’t think I’ve ever made the right amount of pasta.

65 shares on Messenger this month:

150 years ago, you could just fake your death and go overseas and live a completely different life if you didn’t like the way the cards were originally dealt.

23 shares on TikTok this month:

When I say I’m tired, the “of people” is silent.

16 shares on Slack this month:

I feel like this holiday season, it’s important to remind people of the true meaning of Christmas: ghosts terrorizing rich people in the middle of the night until they agree to pay their employees more.

12 shares on Messenger this month:

Can we all agree that Mini Cooper drivers need to put an extended flag on the back of their cars so the stalls where they’re parked stop looking empty?

87 shares on Discord this month:

Getting a wife is very powerful, because you get a personal psychic that will tell you things like, “Your keys are in the gray pants in the hamper,” and “He will ultimately betray you.”

34 shares on Slack this month:

Can’t, I’m raging against the machine.

82 shares on Facebook this month:

Do crabs underwater think that fishes fly?

32 shares on Messenger this month:

Bursting into a million bats the second I see you.

96 shares on Reddit this month:

Before I had kids I was only vaguely aware that Saturday had a 7am.

Trending Topics 📁

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Hot Jokes 💥

16 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ve never used a semicolon with 100% confidence.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t want to end this year on bad terms with anybody. Could you please apologize to me?

10 folks are currently checking 👀

I hope the babies I was born with at the hospital are doing good.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Whoever named frogs got it 100% right. Those things are frogs.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

God, I was so happy when I was 18. I wasn’t at the time, but in retrospect I was.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m not drunk enough for this Teams meeting.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

New cinephile technique “method watching” — when you watch a movie and then act and talk like the main character for 2 months.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Doing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating lots of carbs and never exercising. We will adapt!

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,684

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

There are three certainties in life: death, taxes and getting stuck behind a shit driver when you’re late.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

The great thing about playing the trombone is no one knows if you’re good at it or not.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

No matter how sad you are, there is some form of potato that can make it better.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

The only thing preventing me from moving to Finland is the language barrier and a job.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has copied:

Flour company: What if we sell it in a paper bag that’s not fully sealed at the bottom?

Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

An electric car is just another electric chair.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

My body is 70% water and 30% tired of pretending I know what I’m doing.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

“Beauty sleep” is bullshit. I sleep 14 hours a day and still look like trash.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has downloaded:

My fight or flight response has frequent flyer miles.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

“You’re an adult, maybe it’s time to stop fighting with people on the internet.”

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via X:

I need a job with a salary that’ll shock me every month.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

Going viral on Reddit:

Peer pressure has nothing on me; all my bad decisions are made single-handedly.

Making waves on YouTube:

Welcome to your 50s, where coffee is the new happy hour and mornings are the new hangover.

Going viral on TikTok:

Drinking 3L of water daily helps you avoid other people’s drama because you’re too busy peeing. Stay hydrated.

Making waves on WeChat:

If at first you don’t succeed, try two more times so your failure is statistically significant.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you give it a really good massage?

Freshly posted on WeChat:

If you like water, you already like 72% of me.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Not now darling, mummy’s influencing on the www.

Live now on TikTok:

You should never forget where you came from. That’s probably where your keys are.

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