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Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

Having sex with the same person gets freakier and nastier each time.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

I’ve learned the best way to find something that I’ve lost is to buy a replacement one, to make the lost one spontaneously appear.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has viewed:

Just walked by an empath and his head exploded.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

Born to be a frolicker of the forest, forced to be a cog in the machine.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

Life is really sucking the life out of me.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

It’s so hot to me when a man has a poorly run Instagram account.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

Once you start paying rent, every joke stops being funny.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

Super excited for a brand new week of hoping for the best, but expecting the worst.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has copied:

Sleep well, middle finger—you’ve got a big day ahead of you tomorrow.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

If you burned CDs for the car so your original copies wouldn’t get scratched, it’s time to schedule your colonoscopy.

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Spotted on Slack:

Heyyyyyy (with the worst of intentions).

Going bananas on Snapchat:

“What do your tattoos mean?” They mean I can sit still for a long time.

Freshly posted on X:

Someone at work just farted and I panicked and said ‘compliments to the chef’.

Live now on Slack:

I don’t need a psychic to tell me which planets make me sad. It’s earth.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Bloopers in movie credits is a lost art form.

Spotted on Facebook:

If I could turn water into wine, I’d have lots of followers too.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Unfortunately, I do love being the only person who knows exactly what I mean and the hidden meaning behind everything I do.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Flirting back when you’re bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Laying in a hammock is essentially saying, “I hope there are no emergencies.”

Making waves on Telegram:

The older I get, the more I start to understand the appeal of birdwatching as a hobby. I do find myself watching these little troublemakers quite often.

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58 shares on YouTube this month:

Cynics are – beneath it all – only idealists with awkwardly high standards.

14 shares on Reddit this month:

The only way I’m gonna hit the gym is if I accidentally drive into it.

26 shares on WeChat this month:

I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels.

29 shares on TikTok this month:

Good morning. I’m ready for attention now.

72 shares on YouTube this month:

The best part about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that bed of yours – left, right, middle.

96 shares on Reddit this month:

What a time to be alive! (Derogatory)

13 shares on Instagram this month:

I don’t think anything good will ever happen again until people feel bad about being stupid again.

97 shares on Snapchat this month:

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city.

45 shares on Discord this month:

Why did they call it an Amazon wishlist and not an ‘Oughttobuyography’.

87 shares on TikTok this month:

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

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Hot Jokes 💥

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At first I’m shy, then I’m a podcast.

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When someone is in a Christmas eve panic, I always find that “well, maybe you should have thought of that sooner” is a helpful phrase.

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Forget tequila, I’m at the age where you can wake up with a hangover from Netflix.

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Due to financial reasons, I will now be performing photosynthesis.

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It’s so beautiful to see people just give up at work this time of year. I’m getting emails that do not include any complete sentences.

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Things I hate about group work: The group.

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My best three minutes of sleep are the ones right before the alarm goes off.

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Every Friday, I’m like, “This weekend I’m getting my life together,” and then… I don’t.

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Girls who leave clothing reviews with their height, weight, and size ordered are going to heaven.

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I received my electricity bill. I think they billed me for sunlight, divine light, and the light at the end of the tunnel.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

Laziness is the art to rest before one gets tired.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

The golden rule of three beverages: one to hydrate, one to caffeinate, and one to celebrate.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

Doggy style means I get a treat afterwards, right?

Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

Cookbook, but each recipe includes a photo of all the dishes that need to be cleaned after making it.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

Life is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer to the end you get, the faster it goes.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

I like riding by myself so I can replay 1 song 111 times with no complaints.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

If oats can be milk, you can be whatever you want.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

I always work very hard and intensively to ensure that my wife can proudly say: “That idiot over there? Yes, that’s mine!”

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

Another fine day ruined by responsibilities.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Reddit:

And then there are those dates after which you think: “Have I really shaved my legs for this?”

Shared recently on Instagram:

This can’t be the life I protected with a mask in 2020.

Making waves on WeChat:

It’s a good thing when your therapist sits down with a bucket of popcorn, right?

Just landed via Threads:

If you encounter a teenager out in the wild, be kind. They are the first generation of kids whose parents are cooler than they are.

Making waves on WeChat:

Alexa, play everyone that played me.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

When you drink red wine from a cup, it looks like fruit tea and you are also admired by others for your healthy lifestyle.

Making waves on WeChat:

Does everyone’s inner monologue have a laugh track?

Spotted on Reddit:

God: “I genuinely don’t remember making you all this stupid.”

Trending via YouTube:

I’ve reached the conclusion that all men love thigh high stockings.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

It’s freaking me out to think of how bad I’d look at the Met Gala.

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