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Scooby-Doo led me to believe that if I were ever really scared, I should run super-fast in place.

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My favorite dinner is the one made by someone else.

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Ears are great for tucking your hair behind in the wind. Big shout out to ears.

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Ending my thesis paper with β€œbut who cares what I think?”

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Apparently, responding to a wedding invitation with “maybe next time” is wrong. I know that now.

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My watch battery is fully charged. So I got some time.

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“Cut my life into pieces” screamed the earthworm and threw itself in front of my spade.

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Being a little freak is my love language.

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About to form my very first opinion.

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Every time I see an odd screw on the floor somewhere, I think one of my loose ones has finally come out.

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The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.

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I only drink when I people.

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I stop myself at least twice a day from posting a status that would make everyone grab popcorn.

Trending via WhatsApp:

There is certainly no life on other planets. Otherwise our government would have sent money there long ago.

Just landed via WeChat:

The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, Eat cake.

Making waves on Instagram:

When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying β€˜Haven’t decided yet’ is typically a good response.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

It’s crazy people waste their time with hobbies and family when there are strangers on the internet who need to be argued with.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Asking people their favorite color and then calling them liars.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Not arguing with people anymore, I’m just gonna say β€œit makes sense that you would think that”.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Shazam but for random noises outside.

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Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because you have an extra hour to think about it.

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Have you tried making guacamole about it?

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This cannot be the cost of living after Jesus paid it all.

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Every night at bedtime I do one small ritual: six hours on my cell phone.

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Just read the Ten Commandments for the first time and you can’t do shit with your neighbor.

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I wonder if babies know that we are more terrified of them than they are of us.

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Today is the Mondayest Thursday that has ever been mistaken for a Friday in the history of Wednesdays.

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If you were the birthday gift I bought my daughter 3 months ago, where would you be hiding?

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At some point, I need to admit my β€˜guilty pleasure’ music taste is just my music taste now.

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Googling what ASAP means, and having a panic attack.

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Just shared via Slack:

The sheer audacity of life to ask anything of me today.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Cashier: Did you find everything? Me: Did you hide something?

Shared recently on Facebook:

Family Guy is so insane because, why were people dating that dog?

Reported on Pinterest:

Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I have three kids. I should be terrified of sex.

Trending via Telegram:

You can make a salad without lettuce if you want, there are no rules.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Meteorologist: It’s going to get even hotter. Me, on fire: WHAT?

Breaking via Discord:

Why would I get married when it’s a well-known fact that only 50% of all marriages end in divorce?

Seen just now on Instagram:

What you call β€œBrunch” I call β€œBreakfast for Alcoholics.”

Live now on Facebook:

Say what you want about online meetings, but there are few things more liberating than attending a disciplinary hearing naked from the waist down.

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