Funny program quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: A 12 step program but it’s just me getting off the couch.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the ultimate challenge – the 'Get Off the Couch' program. Step 1: Look at the couch longingly. Step 2: Contemplate the possibility of standing up. Step 3: Take a deep breath and consider the benefits of movement. Stay tuned for Step 12: Actually getting up… maybe."

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Anxiety should have a loyalty rewards program.

  Commentary:
  "Anxiety: the gift that keeps on giving…and taking 😅💳 Imagine racking up points every time you overthink – redeemable for extra worrying or free panic attacks! Who needs a points card when you've got anxiety on your side? 🏆✨"

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