Funny proposal quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: As an academic, I sometimes dream about writing fiction instead, and then I remember grant proposals.

  Commentary:
  Dreaming of a world where fiction awaits, only to be jolted back to reality by the dreaded grant proposals 📚💭💸 #AcademicStruggles

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Proposing at someone else’s wedding is out. Die at their funeral like a real man.

  Commentary:
  "When it comes to dramatic gestures, timing is everything! 💍💀💔 #WeddingNoNos #FuneralFauxPas"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: How do you tell someone that you will probably end up marrying them, but in a casual way?

  Commentary:
  🤔💍 "So, like, at some point in the future, we might just accidentally start planning a wedding together… NBD, right? 😄👰🤵 #CasualProposal"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Me, seeing a man proposing to a woman in public: Hey, this guy bothering you?

  Commentary:
  "Me, seeing a man proposing to a woman in public: Hey, this guy bothering you? 💍🙅‍♂️ Better check if she needs saving or just some tissues for happy tears! 😄 #DamselInDistressOrJustInLove"

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  Jan 20, 2025

  Share →: If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

  Commentary:
  Sure thing! How about this:

  "If nothing lasts forever, will you be my eternal void? 😂🌌"

  Hope you like it!

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