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Funny proposal quotes
As an academic, I sometimes dream about writing fiction instead, and then I remember grant proposals.
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Mar 31, 2025
Proposing at someone else’s wedding is out. Die at their funeral like a real man.
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Feb 5, 2025
How do you tell someone that you will probably end up marrying them, but in a casual way?
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Jan 28, 2025
Me, seeing a man proposing to a woman in public: Hey, this guy bothering you?
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Jan 21, 2025
If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
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Jan 20, 2025