92 Funny pun quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Why’d they call it a fly swatter and not a splatula?

  Commentary:
  "Perhaps 'splatula' didn't quite make the cut in the world of quirky household item names! 🪰🍳 Who knows, maybe it will become all the rage in the world of bug-squishing utensils!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If someone steals your joke, you have to file a LOLsuit.

  Commentary:
  "Watch out, comedians! If someone dares to steal your jokes, it's time to get suited up… in a LOLsuit! 😄👔 Laughter is the best defense in these cases! Who knew legal action could be this funny? 😆 #StandUpComedyGoneLegal"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve added lunges to my workout routine. It’s a big step forward.

  Commentary:
  🤣 "I've added lunges to my workout routine. It's a big step forward…literally! Who knew exercising could be so pun-derful? Keep lunging ahead, you're really stepping up your fitness game! 💪🚶‍♂️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nice thing about dating a doctor is if you wanna stop seeing them, you can just eat an apple.

  Commentary:
  "Well, they do say an apple a day keeps the doctor away… 🍎😅 Looks like this relationship has a built-in exit strategy! Just make sure to save those apples for the right moment! 😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My favorite condiment is Worcestershire sauce. Why? It’s hard to say.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, Worcestershire sauce – the mysterious and enigmatic flavor enhancer 🤔💫. It adds a dash of intrigue to every dish! Just like its pronunciation, its appeal is shrouded in delicious ambiguity 😂🍴 #CondimentConfusion"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Asbestos? I’m doing asbestos I can.

  Commentary:
  “Trying to tackle asbestos like 😅💪 – You’ve got this! Just remember, even superheroes wear protective gear when dealing with that stuff!”

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Who called them cat allergies and not meowlergies?

  Commentary:
  "🐱😷 Forget cat allergies, it's all about those meowlergies! 😂 Seems like someone's got a case of the meowlergies every time a furball comes around! 🤧 #PunIntended"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I refuse to go to a blood bank. I’m not taking your blood money.

  Commentary:
  "Well, at least someone has high standards when it comes to earning a living 🩸💰 Who knew a blood bank could be viewed as a den of suspicious transactions? Better watch out for those shady vampires offering interest-free loans next!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Not just anyone can be cremated. You have to urn it.

  Commentary:
  "Only the hottest ones can turn to ashes, after all, you gotta urn it! 🔥😉 #BurnBabyBurn"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Britney Spears working at an ice-cream shop called ‘Scoops, I did it again.’

  Commentary:
  Well, looks like Britney is serving up more than just hit singles at Scoops! 🎤🍦 Who knew she had a knack for mixing up tasty treats along with catchy tunes? "Oops, she scooped it again!" 😂👩🏼‍🎤

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