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Growing up, I didn’t think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are.

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I only obey the traffic rules to get on other peoples’ nerves.

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Love triangle? You mean this Dorito?

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Striking gold in your 40s: finding a close parking spot that’s in the shade on a hot summer day.

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Can drunk people actually not control their actions or is it just an excuse to do some crazy stuff?

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I’m so single, I have no one to drunk text.

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Doctors who give out lollipops really treat their patients.

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There should be a good 10 hours in between waking up and having to interact with people.

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My superpower is always picking the line at the grocery store that moves the slowest.

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Always remember you’re someone’s reason to smile. Because you’re a joke.

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I want to be rich enough where I’m not offended by the price of beef jerky.

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No, I mean, it’s great toast. I just didn’t expect it to be French.

Reported on Instagram:

I accidentally hit a parked car, so I left them a note that said “next time it will be you”.

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I just want peace, not a notification every time someone breathes.

Live now on WeChat:

Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars.

Making waves on Discord:

I need a button in Zoom meetings where it just freezes my screen and makes it look like I’m having network issues.

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The best way for me to stick to my diet is to go straight back to sleep after breakfast.

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Start every phone call with “My battery is at 5%” so you can hang up whenever you want.

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Some call it flirting… I call it just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive…

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My mama didn’t raise a quitter, she raised a burnt out perfectionist who is sometimes bludgeoned into settling for mediocrity.

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Funny resentment quotes add a hilarious twist to those pesky grudge moments 😆💥 They turn bitterness into belly laughs, proving that sometimes the best way to deal with annoyance is to laugh it off 😂💫 Ready to lighten the mood and embrace your inner sarcasm? These witty sayings will have you chuckling at life’s little resentments in no time! 🎉🔥

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The Frankfurt School?? What are you majoring in, hot dog?

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Bro, did you really just mix up e.g. and i.e. in front of the hoes?

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Dads were right. Walking around with your hands behind your back and looking at everything around with a mild look of disgust and annoyance is so much fun.

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When I turned into the harbor of marriage, I didn’t know that a warship was anchored there.

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The husband, child, and dog are all snoring. WTF is this?

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If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

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I don’t “make friends”. I get adopted by extroverts and they make me do things.

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Checked myself, but unfortunately, after I wrecked myself.

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Don’t invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

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Unsolicited sandwich pics.

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Just landed via Reddit:

To all of you who have never tried blindfold archery: You don’t know what you’re missing!

Making waves on Pinterest:

If swimming is such good exercise, explain whales.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

“Clean” my shower? Then what? Give my car a ride into town?

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Life is too short, and death is too long.

Just shared via WeChat:

My car is making strange noises but it’s just me singing.

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It’s amazing how so many people can rave about Star Wars or Star Trek and at the same time make sure that the only realistic future prospect is Mad Max.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Oh good. Another day.

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If only my bank balance was as high as my daily calorie intake.

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Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

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Let’s draft everyone who has their phone on military time first, since you’re all so eager.

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