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Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

Some of you aren’t reading the room. Not even listening to the room on audiobook.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

It’s like my therapist always says, that’ll be $175.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has viewed:

Not to brag, but I drove and found a place I was looking for without turning down my music today.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

It turns out, as you get older, you don’t actually figure anything out; you just don’t have any energy to care anymore.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

The cool thing about ignoring a notification is being surprised to see it over and over again.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has viewed:

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

Car naps hit different, especially when you are the one driving.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

Microdosing hell by checking the web every day.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

The only guarantee in life is, if you run errands looking like shit, you will run into everyone you haven’t seen in months.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

You can tell a group isn’t gonna make it big just by their name.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Every squad has that person who has to go home early.

Live now on X:

You live in a great city when you get pooped on by a seagull instead of a pigeon.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I’m just here to make you wish I wasn’t.

Live now on Pinterest:

Opening up to a woman is like talking to the police, anything you say can and will be used against you.

Spotted on Telegram:

Grandma complained that with age, her joints were getting weaker. Told her to just roll them a little tighter.

Just shared via Messenger:

Aliens probably lock their doors when they fly past Earth.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

You can’t have a bad day at work if you don’t go.

Going viral on Telegram:

My account is fake, I’m actually your probation officer.

Seen just now on Reddit:

These quiet electric cars are really annoying. I have to stop scrolling and look up while walking outside now.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Maybe if I spend another day alone in my room then something life-changing will suddenly happen to me!?

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Social Media Stars ⭐

91 shares on TikTok this month:

Work again? Really? Didn’t I just do that yesterday?

80 shares on Reddit this month:

The closest I get to a spa day is when I’m draining pasta, and the steam smacks me in the face.

34 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Asking “how’s the job hunt going?” is a lot like asking “did you come?” I promise you, you’d hear if there was any success.

27 shares on TikTok this month:

Never meeting another person again, so if I know you already, congrats!

94 shares on TikTok this month:

Sorry I was late, I was frantically applying to other jobs.

83 shares on Snapchat this month:

When I die, I hope I’m remembered for my ability to take any bad situation and make it worse.

17 shares on Messenger this month:

Sometimes I tell myself I should stop drinking so much, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who’s talking to himself.

100 shares on Messenger this month:

Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a cardiac surgeon in the middle of heart surgery.

50 shares on Facebook this month:

Need a book club for people who all just happened to read the same book but hated it and now need to vent.

34 shares on Discord this month:

You don’t have to check your Spotify Wrapped, you are the most played this year.

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Hot Jokes 💥

9 folks are currently checking 👀

They should have a section on the wing of the plane where people can go out for a cigarette.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

I have never read a Hacker News thread where any of the commenters seemed as if their life contained joy.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m fighting for free speech. Mine, not yours, so be quiet.

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Googling “effect vs affect” in an incognito window.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

I am writing a book about reverse psychology. Please don’t buy it.

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At a certain age, all you really want is a good mattress.

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Umbrellas are great if you only want to get wet sideways.

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The Welsh language was invented by a dad losing at Scrabble.

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You should be able to google why a couple broke up.

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People that I dislike shouldn’t be allowed to consume the media that I like.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,377

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

Caffeine: the adult version of fairy dust.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

A blind guy felt my face and said, “Wonderful.”

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

I’m at the age where I’m more likely to fall asleep at the movie theater than get frisky in one.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

It’s like 10,000 yawns when all you need is a nap.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

One of my favorite parts of grocery shopping is when somebody else does it for me.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

I’m ready for the exciting last 30 seconds of the basketball game, which stretch into 25 minutes of fouls, time-outs, and commercials.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

After 25, you’re pretty much 30.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

Me, at the intervention: “Ah look, all the reasons I drink gathered in one place.”

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

I used to think that the older you get, the wiser and more self-confident you become. I now know that you just get tired more quickly.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on WeChat:

Sometimes the best thing about my job is that my chair turns.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

The hairdresser asking me what special plans I have for the day like this wasn’t it.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Being quiet in a room full of loud people is my favorite sport.

Making waves on YouTube:

I miss my kids the most when they go to bed and the mosquitoes go after me because they have no other options.

Just shared via Facebook:

Now that I got a library card, I’m moving differently.

Spotted on Twitch:

Even my imaginary friend got bored and left me a note saying ‘we should see other people’

Making waves on WhatsApp:

The Epstein files are real, but they can’t figure out how to convert them to a PDF.

Making waves on Instagram:

Pleasantly surprised to discover the treadmill I bought came with a remote control, so I can run it from my recliner.

Just shared via Twitch:

Never in the history of calming down has anyone calmed down after being told to calm down.

Going viral on Reddit:

My summer body has been pending for about ten years.

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