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Someone from 🇼🇸 has copied:

Shazam, but for whatever the hell goes on in the apartment upstairs.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

An interviewer asked me how well I can perform under pressure; I said I’m much better at Bohemian Rhapsody.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has viewed:

It’s a good thing Titanic is only a movie. A lot of people would’ve died.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

It’s our first time on Earth, so why are you a life coach?

Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

Just because the deodorant says 48 hours, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

Onesies are amazing till you have to really pee in the middle of the night then you question all your life’s decisions.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

Sunday is my favorite day where I pretend I’m going to do something productive.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

No need for a Halloween costume this year because there’s nothing scarier than being in your mid-20s and not knowing who you are or what you want to do anymore.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

My favorite part about having a Peloton is telling people I have a Peloton.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

Sorry I lied when I said “I can’t complain.”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

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17,485

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Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Just landed via TikTok:

One day you’re young and carefree and the next, you’re preheating the bathroom before you go in for a shower.

Making waves on X:

She never lets ideas interrupt the easy flow of her conversation.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Home is where you can walk around like a bum.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I don’t need to grow a thick skin. The world needs to grow fewer thorns.

Spotted on YouTube:

People often mistake me for an adult because of my age.

Freshly posted on X:

I’m only grumpy when I’m awake.

Just landed via Discord:

Please don’t dm me with the intention of dating me. You deserve less.

Trending via X:

Sorry, I’m late. Time isn’t real, and I’m not convinced I am either.

Freshly posted on Slack:

French fries are like the lifeboats on the Titanic. They never give you enough.

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48 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m a Leo so I just eat the other astrological signs.

96 shares on Threads this month:

I always work very hard and intensively to ensure that my wife can proudly say: “That idiot over there? Yes, that’s mine!”

22 shares on Instagram this month:

Don’t play with the feelings I barely have.

95 shares on Facebook this month:

I love how we didn’t raise the minimum wage because it would make food more expensive, but then just made the food more expensive anyway.

66 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m slowly becoming an adult. Please make it stop.

14 shares on Snapchat this month:

So annoying when your family knocks on the toilet door and asks what you’re doing. I’m baking a cake. HBU?

45 shares on WhatsApp this month:

You only realize how heavy your handbag really is when your car tells you that your passenger is not wearing a seatbelt.

13 shares on YouTube this month:

My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

85 shares on TikTok this month:

Did anyone else use grocery bags as textbook covers, or was I just that poor?

76 shares on Messenger this month:

No haunted houses for me this year. If I wanna be frightened, I’ll just look at my 401k.

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Hot Jokes 💥

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Tonight I wanted to stop drinking but then I remembered the owner of the pub has a family to feed.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Commas are like garlic, you measure with your heart.

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My teen is asking for noise-cancelling headphones like I’m going to give him the gift of ignoring me better.

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I learned that when dogs lean against you it’s their version of hugging and now every time my dog leans against me my eyes start leaking.

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Good morning only to those who duel at dawn, drink at dusk, and haunt their lovers in between.

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Imagine falling in love and then finding out that they put antlers on their car for the holidays.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

My husband threw away a perfectly good box as if we might not need it in 20 years.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Grab your own butt! Love yourself!

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Pugs look like regular dogs that ran into a door at full speed.

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Sucking melted cheese off the burger wrapper as God intended.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

The nerve of a majority of people I meet being younger than me. How dare them?

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

Sometimes you show up to work, and they just torture you for hours.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has downloaded:

Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

I love single sign-on because you only have to sign on once, 8 times a day.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

You stop moving your mouse for 5 seconds, and Microsoft Teams will say you never showed up for work.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

Technology has really helped me waste my time efficiently.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

All this suffering on earth because someone ate an apple once.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

Picking up women at the bar and then gently setting them down.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

I hate having a body, it’s so high maintenance. Shower this, eat that, drink this, sleep that, it’s all very stupid.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

It’s so important to have people in your life who expand your snack horizons.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Threads:

My husband has entered the “fun socks” years.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Women don’t apologize. They sleep naked and let you decide whether you are still angry or not.

Just landed via WeChat:

Am I finishing my education or is my education finishing me?

Breaking via WeChat:

Good news, I just decided I don’t care about anything anymore.

Seen just now on Twitch:

My toxic trait is that I expect people to have common sense, and I get mad when they don’t.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Zombies only eat brains, so you are safe.

Trending via Pinterest:

Sometimes life is like a cowshed. You step from one turd into the next.

Going viral on TikTok:

Being alone is my favourite way of being.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

The part where the music beat is going from your left ear to the right at different intervals.

Going viral on Instagram:

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

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