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Someone from 🇦🇷 has viewed:

Drive like no one is watching.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

Tweeting shouldn’t cost money but it should flip you on your back like a bug for 15 minutes.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

Saving on divorce lawyers by staying single.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

Dear ghosts, if you can move stuff around and flicker lights, then you can use a mop.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

Sometimes you just gotta say LOL and move on.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

What if babies had two umbilical cords and if you cut the wrong one, it exploded?

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

Everyone is gangster until they’re asked to reveal a “fun fact” about themself as part of a work event icebreaker.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

If someone else makes you a sandwich, it’s always better than if you do it yourself. It’s the same with sex.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

It’s not jingling to you that I’m standing on Christmas.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

No one has ever believed in me more than this waitress, who brought me buffalo wings and a single wet nap.

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Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Best lie you heard was eat all your food so you can be big and strong. Now look at you. Just big.

Breaking via Messenger:

Going to have a hobbit boi summer (throw a huge birthday party for myself, then mysteriously vanish right after insulting everyone).

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

If white men can’t jump, how do you explain Super Mario?

Shared recently on Messenger:

Hey man, just wanted to reach out and say I loved how much you drank at my wedding last night.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Kids: making things way more difficult when they don’t have to be, since the dawn of man.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Alcohol is a vicious cycle: regret, recovery, repeat.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Clicking on a suspicious link at work just to feel something.

Shared recently on Slack:

I Knew Better, But I Did It Anyway: A Memoir

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Humans were not meant to have this many passwords.

Trending via Instagram:

Whoever said, “Laughter is the best medicine,” clearly never tried Revenge.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

86 shares on YouTube this month:

This football season, we need to bring back getting drunk and calling in to your team’s local radio show after the game. Such a lost art.

30 shares on Twitch this month:

I don’t always push on pull doors but when I do, I do it two or three times to confirm how dumb I really am.

17 shares on Twitch this month:

I am cassette tape years old.

21 shares on YouTube this month:

Nothing is more fake than my friendliness on the phone at work.

14 shares on WeChat this month:

Distance is my jam; solitude is my peanut butter.

70 shares on Slack this month:

“Autophagy” would be a beautiful name for a girl.

68 shares on X this month:

I’m off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.

75 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I assume people who bookmark my posts are building a case against me.

19 shares on WeChat this month:

Here I am, block me like a hurricane.

93 shares on Snapchat this month:

US etiquette question: Do you need to tip the guy at the border who reads your last five years of social media history?

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6 folks are currently checking 👀

We got the Christmas tree yesterday, and now my wife knows that I was the chief architect working on the leaning tower of Pisa.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

All I’m saying is, there are too many songs about love and not enough songs about evenly layered nachos.

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You told your cat how much you love him, but now it’s morning, the sun is out, you’re sober, and it’s just weird for both of you.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

I can resist everything except temptation.

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I’m fairly certain the person who put the first “r” in February also decided how to spell Wednesday.

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Someone at work is gonna suggest you download Outlook and Teams on your phone, and it’s very important that you don’t listen to them.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I forgot how to panic. Help!

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Fake laughing at work is exhausting as hell, just leave me alone, bro.

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Aliens probably lock their doors when they fly past Earth.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

Can anyone recommend some good places for somebody just getting into visiting?

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

Being the introverted hopeless romantic with a high sex drive is a curse.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

Sleep with each other, or someone else will!

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

You can make friends in a doctor’s waiting room as long as you have something broken and not something coughing.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

Sober in a taxi: Please. Stop talking to me. Drunk in a taxi: … And that, Mick, is why I’m emotionally unavailable, I suppose.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

I like waiters. They bring a lot to the table.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

Been getting really into nothing.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

You should be allowed to miss work if you’re not feeling sexy.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

I was really happy about it being Friday until I realized it was only Wednesday.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via TikTok:

I can show you the stars, we just have to stand up really fast.

Just shared via Messenger:

Telling my parents they’re like family to me.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Get off the internet and go sniff a flower.

Trending via Pinterest:

If she says “so just what exactly is THAT supposed to mean”, you’re gonna have a bad time.

Live now on WeChat:

I’m exactly where I want to be. At home, avoiding people.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Don’t get horny around me; I’m an empath.

Trending via Pinterest:

How does spaghetti know that I’m wearing light-colored clothes?

Just landed via X:

I need an emergency cheeseburger.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

My dream is to buy a horse and race it. The horse will probably beat me but it’ll still be fun.

Spotted on Threads:

Called in, “I can either stay home today and learn to play this accordion or bring it in with me. Your call.”

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