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Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

So a baby crawls across the floor to it’s bottle and it’s cute but when I do it Im in need of an intervention?

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

My superpower is to make anyone I wanna make comfortable feel uncomfortable.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has downloaded:

In hell, you wait for a ‘verify your email address’ email that never arrives.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

I’m heading to the beach without a beach body.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

Auto-correct and I are in a toxic relationship.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

Only bots from Nigeria are allowed to call me dear.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has downloaded:

Each day on Twitter, there is one main character. The goal is to never be it.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

Legos are too expensive nowadays. They should go back to costing as much as they did when my parents paid for them.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

Sawing a hole in a table from underneath to steal a cake is a lot harder than cartoons would have you believe.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

Sometimes, fasting from people is also important.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,302

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on X:

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

Trending via Snapchat:

Ever since I was a little kid I always knew I wanted to struggle to survive.

Just landed via Telegram:

I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a tweet or a close friends story.

Spreading quickly via X:

My life coach told me I didn’t make the team.

Spotted on Instagram:

The umbrella was going to be called brella, but the inventor hesitated.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I’ve folded seven page corners of the book I’m reading. That’s 49 in dog ears.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Bugs Bunny taught me that my choices aren’t limited to fight or flight, I can also pretend I’m a pretty lady.

Trending via YouTube:

Calling women “bro” to make sure they know they’re in the deepest trenches of the friend zone.

Shared recently on Threads:

Good morning, especially if they tried to make you go to rehab and you said “no, no, no.”

Making waves on Discord:

People who shower at night are bold enough to assume tomorrow’s even happening.

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59 shares on Instagram this month:

Uber Eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is funny because I didn’t forget, I just came to my senses.

91 shares on YouTube this month:

Girls will be like “I have so much to do” then grab some snacks and start watching a 10 part docuseries on serial killers.

43 shares on X this month:

I had no idea being an adult would involve so many lotions.

68 shares on Threads this month:

The male urge to tell you what business used to be located there back in his day.

96 shares on TikTok this month:

I always sit in the middle stall so I have a bathroom buddy.

73 shares on TikTok this month:

I decided not to go for a run today because of the weather, but mostly because of the running.

42 shares on Reddit this month:

When you ask for your phone charger back and your teenager has the audacity to ask “what percentage are you on?”

18 shares on YouTube this month:

People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer a day. Two on Fridays.

54 shares on Slack this month:

My body snaps, crackles, and pops louder than my cereal.

31 shares on Facebook this month:

According to “The Hobbit”, Gollum was once a handsome young man who was robbed of his youth, zest for life and energy by putting on a ring. Men, think about it!

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Hot Jokes 💥

19 folks are currently checking 👀

People always ask me “Do you believe in God?” and I say of course it’s important to have self-belief.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but there’s only 365 shopping days left until Christmas.

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Teens are like, “My homework isn’t done, but check out this presentation I made on why I need Instagram.”

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Instead of writing letters, let’s wait a week before texting each other back so it still feels like it.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

If you get injured playing peekaboo, you end up in the ICU.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

I need like twelve incomes for this lifestyle I have in my head.

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I’m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it.

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The place where you pour in the gas is the car’s gasshole.

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A dating app for people who are way too into cookies, called Crumble.

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I bought a robot vacuum today. Named it “Dustbin Bieber”.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,246

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

If you don’t laugh at my jokes then I will.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

No one my age is single because they’re all unhappily married.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

Nosferatu implies the existence of a Yesferatu.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

If your boyfriend insists he rolls everywhere because it’s ‘faster than walking’, you may be dating a gamer.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

Oh, so ChatGPT is gonna tell me about me? Seems gossipy.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

Ghosting is actually a sign of great respect in my culture.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

If a portal opened up in front of me, I’d go in—no questions asked.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

Got my dog microchipped, so if he runs away, I can just press a button, and he’ll explode.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

I identify as a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I go down when you really want me.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

If the man is silent, he is a thinker. If the woman is silent, the thinker is in big trouble.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Facebook:

Keeping a picture of my bed in a locket around my neck and staring at it longingly on my lunch break.

Just shared via Telegram:

My nutritionist told me wine doesn’t count as a fruit source so now I need to find a different nutritionist.

Live now on LinkedIn:

“Autism didn’t exist until recently!” Have you met old guys who work in hardware stores?

Spotted on WhatsApp:

When I watch hockey, I pretend they’re fighting over the last Oreo.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Savannah is one of the only girl’s names that’s also a significant “biome”.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I get it, credit cards, I’ve reached my limit too.

Trending via Facebook:

My daughter’s morning alarm is less to wake her up, and more to warn the rest of us.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Writing cover letters feels soooo “Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to be an administrative assistant when I grew up.”

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I tried to scream into the abyss today but got a busy signal.

Trending via Reddit:

Boys are disgusting. Can’t believe I like these things.

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