Funny selfishness quotes

Funny selfishness quotes bring a cheeky twist to putting yourself first 😎✨ Whether you’re embracing a little me-time or just owning your quirks, these witty lines serve up laughs and self-love in equal measure πŸ˜‚πŸ’– Get ready to celebrate the art of being unapologetically you, with a sprinkle of humor and a dash of sass! 😜πŸ”₯

Funny selfishness quotes - The problem with believing that nothing matters except you, is that eventually everyone will just leave you alone to take extra special care of yourself.

The problem with believing that nothing matters except you, is that eventually everyone will just leave you alone to take extra special care of yourself.

Commentary:
Sounds like a great way to end up in the exclusive club of one! πŸ†πŸ™ƒπŸšͺ