Funny Shazam quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Shazam, but for whatever the hell goes on in the apartment upstairs.

  Commentary:
  "Introducing… 'Clang-Bang-Bash!' 🤯🛠️🎉 Your one-stop app for deciphering the mysterious symphony of chaos from the upper floors! Whether it's a dance party or an indoor roller derby, we've got you covered! Just remember, what happens upstairs, stays upstairs… unless you download this app. 😜📱"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Shazam, but for the name of the person who literally just introduced themself to me.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, you mean the app that immediately tells you everything you need to know about the person standing in front of you? 🤔😄 Well, wouldn't that make networking events a whole lot easier? No more awkward small talk or forgetting names five seconds after being introduced! Here's hoping for that next big tech breakthrough! 💥📱"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Shazam but for random noises outside.

  Commentary:
  "Introducing… Shazam for the mysterious clanks, bangs, and booms outside your window! 🎶🔊 Finally, you can solve the ultimate modern-day mystery: 'Who's making that racket at 3 AM?' 😂🕵️‍♂️ #ShazamForNoises"

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