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Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

Elect a clown, expect a circus.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

Fleetwood Mac said that I could go my own way, your honor.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

When I’m done eating… I have to show my hands to my cat, like I’m a blackjack dealer.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

My morning routine includes 20 minutes of staring at the ceiling thinking about how tired I am and debating if I really need to live today.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

To-do list: bite the hand that feeds me, put all my eggs in one basket, kill two birds with one stone, let the cat out of the bag, think inside the box, burn bridges, walk on thin ice, play with fire.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

Anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “yeah, but not to you”.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

Doctors diagnosed me as your future wife.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

Even wild things have slow mornings.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

It’s okay to get rid of the boxes for the electronic things you’ve had for the past couple of years.

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Dec 31, 2025

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Spotted on Threads:

Everybody is fighting a battle that you don’t know about, because of the first rule of Fight Club.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

My laptop is overheating because I am doing a really good job.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Having to confirm your past purchases over the phone with your bank’s fraud department is a truly harrowing moment of self-examination for chronic little treat buyers.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

People who read and do research will always sound crazy to people who don’t.

Just shared via Slack:

Getting a key tattoo, but getting it covered up with a doormat tattoo, so no one ever finds it.

Seen just now on Discord:

The first time you forgive out of love. The second time out of hope and the third time out of stupidity.

Spotted on Snapchat:

My favorite part of football is when they feed the players water like they’re hamsters.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Did you know that it’s actually possible to say, “I don’t know enough about this to have an opinion”?

Just landed via Messenger:

Nobody is meaner to me than me. So take your shot.

Live now on TikTok:

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color.

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81 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back!

100 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I need to know the brand of toothbrush my neighbor has. I hear it buzzing sometimes an hour at a time and she’s clearly enjoying it.

22 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The great thing about playing the trombone is no one knows if you’re good at it or not.

88 shares on WeChat this month:

People watching you so close, you’d think you were a Netflix series.

79 shares on Snapchat this month:

Does anyone know where I can get my shit together?

38 shares on Slack this month:

The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the objects and furniture in the house are in the correct place.

11 shares on Discord this month:

This year has been the perfect blend of me losing my mind and having the time of my life.

88 shares on Reddit this month:

I don’t even want to talk about the things I had to do to that elf to get back on the nice list.

17 shares on Messenger this month:

If your drinking story doesn’t involve law enforcement, I’m not listening.

98 shares on WeChat this month:

Be nice to your children’s teachers. Especially elementary ones, cause kids have loose lips and that teacher has all the dirt on you.

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12 folks are currently checking 👀

Hate it when my alarm goes off in the morning, and I’m still alive.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Is everyone enjoying their entire month of August off work with full pay? Oh yeah, I forgot, only Congress gets to do that.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m not addicted to Twitter. I’m just a really good listener so I want to know what everyone has to say.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

I was really happy about it being Friday until I realized it was only Wednesday.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think “Wow, my house looks awesome!”

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Going to the beach is 99% getting ready for the beach and 1% enjoying the beach.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

We do it every night. Annoy each other.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Your honor, I was under the impression it was hammer time.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Good morning. I’m ready for attention now.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Getting my next boyfriend a flip phone. He doesn’t need anything more.

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Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

On a scale of quack to quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack, what do you think of my duck-based numbering system?

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

Doesn’t matter, Your Honor! I, for one, found it very funny.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

It’s a myth that we only use 10% of our brain, but I definitely know people who use less than that.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

The share button on Reddit should be called Spreddit.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

I love beating a dead horse with the girls. There is nothing better than a Saturday night rehashing, and never letting that horse rest in peace.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

I did some soul searching last night. I’m happy to report I still have one.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

I don’t mind being the villain in your story because you’re a clown in mine.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

I hate it when I’m gossiping at work and a customer wants to be served. How rude is that?

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

Not to brag, but I ate all of my bananas before they turned brown. Don’t be jealous.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

I just want a man to look at me the way Doc from ‘Back to the Future’ looks when something exciting happens.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via WhatsApp:

Nothing is complicated when you’re simple-minded like me.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I have the bruises of a much more active person.

Trending via TikTok:

All strapless bras need to be taken off the shelves. A total recall. We do not have the technology yet.

Just shared via Slack:

Hi, I’m making some changes in my life. If you don’t hear from me, you are one of them.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

I’d be less aggressive in the morning if I could drive to work in a tank.

Just landed via Instagram:

Me summer vacation planning: I’m going to Europe. Bank account: You’re going camping.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Nothing ruins my day quite like getting out of bed and dealing with people.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Parenting is yelling ‘you just had a snack!’ over and over until you give in and throw them another snack.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I don’t even get disappointed anymore. I’m just like, “Oh, again? Okay.”

Live now on Slack:

Why did they call it painting your toenails and not graffeeti?

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