Commentary:
"Nothing like a good message mix – keeps life nutty and never boring! 🥜📱😂"
165 Funny snack quotes
Just eating the emotional support snickers bar in my purse. How about you?
Commentary:
"Currently negotiating peace talks with my 'crisis cookies' 🍪😂 How's the Snickers diplomacy going? 😜🍫"
Have you ever “accidentally” eaten a family sized bag of chips?
Commentary:
"Accidentally? More like 'skillfully'! 😎🍟 #Talent"
Career? Never heard of her. I’m majoring in sunshine and snacks.
Commentary:
"Degrees in snackology and sunbathing 101—I'm on the honor roll! ☀️🍿😂"
I followed my heart. It led me to the fridge.
Commentary:
"Who knew my heart was a foodie? 🍕❤️🤣 #FridgeGoals"
Cheeseburgers should be free for anyone that’s in a bad mood.
Commentary:
"When life gets cheesy, grab a freebie! 🍔😄 #MoodBooster"
Cashews are my favorite because they’re salty and hunched over just like me.
Commentary:
Looks like those cashews are on a salty, hunched-over mission—just like us after a long day! 😅🥜 Maybe they’re secretly trying to motivate us to embrace our inner nutty spirit. Keep calm and keep munching! 😄🤪
“Listen to your body!” Okay, well, my body wants to lay down and eat snacks all day.
Commentary:
"Ah, the human struggle: trying to find a balance between listening to your body and not letting it run the show. 🤷♂️ Maybe if we all had snackceptional self-control, we'd be napping less and snacking more. 🛌🍪 #SnacksOnTheBrain"
It is very hard to set aside the time to do your taxes when you are really busy doing other things like eating a snack or looking around the room.
Commentary:
"Who has time for taxes when there's a snack waiting to be devoured and a room begging to be observed? 🍫👀 #PrioritiesInCheck"
The volume of my TV is 100% dependent on what I’m currently chewing on.
Commentary:
"Looks like this TV volume control is directly tied to the chewing rhythm! 📺🍿 #MakesTotalSense"