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“How would you describe yourself.” Me: I absolutely would not.

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I’m not starting a presentation with “ladies and gentlemen”, I’m using the gender neutral “to those who heed my warnings”.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

Got the zoomies at work, and now HR is chasing me around with a butterfly net.

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Sorry if my posts have any typos, it’s because I’m driving.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

If you know karate, you shouldn’t have to pay for stuff.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

After having received my free sample of winter, I would like to cancel my subscription please.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

Santa keeps a pair of mounted antlers over his fireplace to keep the reindeer from unionizing.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

Not using emoji while texting is my way to show that I’m serious.

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If I turned into a “teen wolf”, my first order of business would definitely be helping my basketball team get to the local championships.

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They say it is hard to look at lips that you are not allowed to kiss. You do not know how hard it is to look at a face that you are not allowed to hit.

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If I was a priest, I’d make my side of the confession booth really big so I could run around.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

I woke up from a deep sleep in a panic thinking I was late for work. Thankfully, I was already there.

Freshly posted on X:

People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Every Microsoft Teams invite you get lowers your testosterone by 1-2%

Spotted on Discord:

My immune system told me it’s a lover not a fighter.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I’m actually quite nice. If I had friends, they’d all confirm that.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Happy return of “yes of course it’s bedtime, see how dark it is outside” to all parents who celebrate.

Broadcasted on Slack:

I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then.

Just shared via X:

I absolutely hate being woken from a nap. There were other treadmills in the gym that dude could have used.

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Share →: When I was a child, my social network was called ‘outside’.

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Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

Can’t believe we stayed up and screamed “Happy New Year” for this shit.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

If I ever look at my phone in the middle of a conversation with you, I’m not reading a text; I’m just looking up the definition of a word I just used a bit too confidently.

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Spotify should have helpful mental health suggestions like “your top listens are Taylor Swift and true crime, go to therapy.”

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

Did you ever stop to ask how Mercury feels about being in retrograde? No, because you only think about yourself.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has viewed:

Have kids so you can say things you never thought you would like “please don’t vacuum your sister”

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Show dominance by ending the year in bed.

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Petition to lower the retirement age. I’m tired now.

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For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about.

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So why is it that when Star Trek ‘boldly go where no one has gone before’ they always find someone there?

Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

If you shouldn’t go food shopping when you’re hungry, then you should definitely not go clothes shopping when you’re naked. Trust me on this.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Messenger:

Never forget that your fave celebs were trying to sell you cartoon monkey pictures during a pandemic.

Spotted on Facebook:

I hate when I grab a live wire and everyone sees my damn skeleton.

Trending via Pinterest:

Someone needs to invent a kid that listens the first time.

Going viral on YouTube:

I always wonder who makes a more stupid face: women putting on make-up or men shaving?

Going viral on Telegram:

The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.

Freshly posted on Discord:

They say money can’t buy happiness, but could someone just give me a lot of it and let me see for myself?

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Maybe one day a street will be named after me. Or a school. Or a mental hospital.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Find someone who looks at you the way I look at a cheeseburger.

Breaking via Messenger:

The belief that software engineers are uniquely intelligent has done unimaginable damage on society.

Making waves on Facebook:

At this point of my celibacy, I can see the same colors as mantis shrimp. What do you know about blorange and gurple?

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