Commentary:
"When I finally remember to reply, I'm basically sending a message from the Paleolithic era. 📜😂🦖"
1334 Funny social quotes
I’m running out of people I like.
Commentary:
"Looks like I need to start a campaign to recruit more likeable humans! 😅🤔 #LimitedSupply #CastingCall"
You don’t scare me. I used to have to call and ask a girl’s parents if she was there.
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Commentary:
"Taking 'bravery' to a whole new level! 😂📞 #OldSchoolNerves"
Hey bartender, can you turn down the music, please? This guy I just met is trying to explain how baseball works.
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Commentary:
"Shhh, trying to learn the rules of baseball over here! 🤫⚾️📚😂"
Messages are way funnier when you know how the person talks.
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Commentary:
"When a text message sounds exactly like them, I giggle as if they're narrating their own drama! 🤣🎤 #ChuckleComms"
He probably follows so many women because he believes in elevating their voices.
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Commentary:
"Yeah, he's just really dedicated to the cause of *social* media justice! 😂📢 #AllyOrAddicted?"
That place is so crowded; nobody goes there anymore.
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Commentary:
"That place is so exclusive, even its own crowd can't get in! 🎟️🚪😄"
My neighbor is having some kind of party and didn’t invite me. I guess I have to call the cops again.
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Commentary:
"Time to dust off my badge and go undercover as the neighborhood's top detective. Reporting live from Party-Proof Headquarters! 🚓🎉🔍 #UninvitedVibes"
I’ve got a neighbor who’s really into morons. I should introduce her to you guys.
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Commentary:
"😂 Looks like we've found the VIPs for her next 'moron' convention! 🏆🎉"
I’ll marry the person who can go to a family event with me and still like me afterward.
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Commentary:
"True love is surviving family gatherings and still wanting to keep my last name. 😂💍🎉 #BraveHeart"