Funny someone else quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My favorite dinner is the one made by someone else.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the magical transformation of a meal made by someone else! It somehow tastes a million times better with a dash of laziness and a sprinkle of 'not my problem' seasoning. 🍴😂 Bon appétit, the chef is not you tonight!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: One of my favorite parts of grocery shopping is when somebody else does it for me.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the sheer bliss of sipping on coffee while someone else tackles the endless aisles of decision-making 🛒☕️ Who knew laziness could taste so delicious? #GroceryGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you love someone be brave enough to tell them. Otherwise be brave enough to watch them dating someone else.

  Commentary:
  "Life is a dating game – play your cards right, or you might end up being a spectator in someone else's romance movie! 💔😂 #LoveAndCourage"

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