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Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

If anyone wants to watch the Super Bowl on a large 8k TV, come on over to my place (and bring a large 8k TV).

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

Mothers will invent chores just to be mad you’re not doing them too.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

So, does anyone know how to end mass religious psychosis, or is it just a thing now until we slowly die off from climate-induced disasters?

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

They should have made a pool raft that looked like a broken door when Titanic was in theaters. I bet it would have sold millions.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

Vaping: When you feel like smoking but don’t want to look cool.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

Wanna come over and see my mis-matched sock collection?

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

You never hear anything about Mr. Rubik himself, only about his cube.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

Just said “shitted feet” instead of “fitted sheet” in front of my my son and his friends. If you need me, I’ll be in the closet.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

The younger generation will never know the fear and anxiety of calling your friend’s house, and their parents answer the phone.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Jan 2, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Facebook:

I like to listen to the national anthems during the award ceremonies. I’m into country music.

Just landed via Facebook:

I’m forced to conclude that not liking my posts is a you problem.

Breaking via TikTok:

IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words.

Going bananas on Threads:

Hey! Sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Men used to go to war, now they want to be the little spoon.

Seen just now on X:

If snails are so slow, why don’t we ever see them coming? It’s just BAM, there’s a snail.

Shared recently on Slack:

I’ve watched porn with better writing than Stranger Things.

Shared recently on Instagram:

The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

Just shared via Messenger:

Apparently, if you leave your Tupperware cupboard unorganized for too long, they procreate, and extra lids appear out of nowhere.

Just landed via Twitch:

I need someone to convince me into or out of buying a jetski. I can’t keep living in this purgatory.

Funny someone else quotes

Funny someone else quotes are the perfect way to laugh without taking yourself too seriously 😄✨ Whether you need a cheeky comeback or just some lighthearted fun, these gems bring the perfect mix of wit and humor 🤪💬 Get ready to share laughs, spark smiles, and maybe even steal a few lines to brighten your day! 🎉😂 #GoodVibesOnly

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My favorite dinner is the one made by someone else.

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One of my favorite parts of grocery shopping is when somebody else does it for me.

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2 months ago

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If you love someone be brave enough to tell them. Otherwise be brave enough to watch them dating someone else.

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2 months ago

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My ex thinks I’m with someone else, someone else thinks I’m with my ex, everyone wonders where I am. Here I am. Just enjoying my own life.

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2 months ago

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Social Media Stars ⭐

89 shares on Instagram this month:

I visited my doctor today. He told me my sugar was too high. So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf.

21 shares on X this month:

I had a heated but interesting discussion today and they even agreed with me at the end. That’s exactly why I love talking to myself.

78 shares on Instagram this month:

Source? Divine intuition, gut instinct, and cryptic symbolism from my dreams.

85 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I held the door for an old person today and he was like, “didn’t we go to high school together” and we did.

54 shares on TikTok this month:

Horoscope: Many good things are in store for you! Unfortunately, the store is closed for repairs.

88 shares on Snapchat this month:

I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

93 shares on YouTube this month:

By the time someone says, ‘To make a long story short,’ it’s too late.

76 shares on Snapchat this month:

At the grocery store, but forgot my wife’s list so I guess I’ll just follow this other guy around and get what he gets.

75 shares on WeChat this month:

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. But I’m my own worst enemy, so I guess I’m also my best friend.

47 shares on YouTube this month:

I’ve been reading the room for 20 minutes. It’s not looking so good.

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5 folks are currently checking 👀

Mail is crazy because it’s like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don’t reply to you’re going to jail.

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I can feel your energy from two planets away.

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I miss phone booths. We used to train our immune system in those things.

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You know it’s bad when people start telling you that you are the strongest person they’ve ever met.

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McDonald’s needs a 3rd window so you can trade in all the wrong stuff they gave you.

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I’m not athletic, but I’m good at jumping to conclusions.

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The one nice thing about your friends’ divorces is no one invites you to them.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Me: I have a cut under my fingernail. Universe: Excellent, I will send you an unusually high number of encounters with citrus fruit.

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My talents include sneaking out of work early on a Friday.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Please don’t use fear to manipulate me. Much more effective to use cake.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,438

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

‘Another bombshell has entered the villa!’ I say to myself as I walk in the front door of my own home.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a dog park.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

I’m nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

The French only eat snails because they don’t like fast food.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

Do you ever hang out with someone else’s family, and you’re like, ooooh, so this is what it’s supposed to be like?

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

A girl hating you is a million times better than her calling you a ‘nice guy’.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

The empty side of your bed is for books and chocolate, not for liars who snore.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

If I ask “What’s your zodiac sign?” it’s either because we’re vibing or you’re getting on my nerves.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

At the plastic surgeon: Please, Doc, help me. My Barbie doll has appendicitis.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on LinkedIn:

This year has been the perfect blend of me losing my mind and having the time of my life.

Making waves on TikTok:

Other people: You should get out of your comfort zone. Me: You should get out of my comfort zone.

Making waves on Telegram:

You know you’re an introvert when you want to go home before even leaving the house.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Summer is the time when it’s too hot to do what it was too cold to do in winter.

Making waves on Twitch:

A Tinder type app, but it matches you with sandwiches.

Live now on Instagram:

Don’t interrupt me while I’m embarrassing myself.

Making waves on Slack:

Isn’t it beautiful how ‘Bruh’ has stood the test of time all these years.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I say things I don’t mean on spicy chicken.

Seen just now on Twitch:

If a tree falls in a forest and doesn’t make a sound, maybe that’s where your kid should be practicing the piano.

Just landed via Facebook:

Hannibal Lecter didn’t have to be a serial killer, he was scary enough as a foodie.

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