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Someone from ðŸ‡ĶðŸ‡ŋ has downloaded:

I need money, not feelings.

Someone from ðŸ‡ģðŸ‡ŋ has shared:

Every time you rub your eyes, they should change color a little.

Someone from ðŸ‡Ļ🇭 has shared:

“Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries?” Me, interrupting a couple fighting.

Someone from ðŸ‡ĩ🇎 has downloaded:

An adventure and a dragon would cure me.

Someone from 🇰ðŸ‡Ū has bookmarked:

Learning to be Alpha from YouTube.

Someone from 🇧ðŸ‡Ŧ has shared:

Quitting my job to rock around the Christmas tree.

Someone from 🇧ðŸ‡Ŋ has copied:

You feel me? Bro, I haven’t felt anything since the Scholastic Book Fair.

Someone from ðŸ‡ąðŸ‡Ļ has viewed:

Convinced my kid her harmonica didn’t work because the instructions were missing.

Someone from ðŸ‡Đ🇰 has viewed:

A few months after the wedding, Cinderella’s husband began to complain about her having too many shoes.

Someone from 🇎ðŸ‡ķ has copied:

I wonder if Mary and Joseph hated putting away the Christmas stuff as much as I do.

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Spotted on TikTok:

Sucking melted cheese off the burger wrapper as God intended.

Making waves on WeChat:

If you want your kid to play with their toy just give it to your other kid. Follow me for more parenting hacks.

Just shared via Threads:

Single in the womb, single till the tomb!

Seen just now on Telegram:

“And on the 7th day he rested”. Obviously God had not yet created laundry at that point.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I am the human version of tangled headphones.

Live now on Instagram:

Remember: when a band skips your city on tour, it is always personal and they always hate you specifically.

Just shared via Twitch:

Sorry I missed your call 8 months ago. Is everything okay?

Just shared via X:

It’s so important to warm up before any physical activity, like getting out of bed.

Seen just now on Messenger:

The real reason for global warming is that today’s young people are nowhere near as cool as we were back then.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Can’t stop thinking about that time at the planetarium where they showed us a picture of earth and everyone booed.

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Someone from ðŸ‡ĶðŸ‡ē has copied:

Delete a letter of his name from your contacts every time he makes you upset. When his name’s gone, he’s gone. Hangman that boy.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

I swear, one more minor inconvenience and I’m running away to join the circus.

Someone from ðŸ‡ŧ🇚 has shared:

The real miracle is how Jesus managed to book a table for twenty-six people on the night before the Easter holiday, and then only half them showed up.

Someone from ðŸ‡ĻðŸ‡ŋ has shared:

I think Australians should have to go three rounds in the ring with a kangaroo before they eat him.

Someone from ðŸ‡ĐðŸ‡ī has downloaded:

We’d never met, or even spoken, but I could tell just from gazing into her pale blue eyes I had stepped on her toe.

Someone from ðŸ‡ĶðŸ‡ŋ has downloaded:

I’ll let you guys know if the psych ward has wifi.

Someone from 🇧🇞 has viewed:

People tell introverts to talk more and get out of their comfort zone, but no one tells extroverts to shut up to make the zone comfortable.

Someone from ðŸ‡ĐðŸ‡ē has downloaded:

Kanye is pretty mean for someone with ‘yay’ in their name.

Someone from 🇧ðŸ‡ļ has bookmarked:

When the past calls, don’t answer it. It has nothing new to tell you.

Someone from ðŸ‡ēðŸ‡― has shared:

Soft launching your call out the next day by telling everyone at work your stomach feels a little weird.

Social Media Log ðŸ’Ŧ

Trending via TikTok:

One thing that sucks about being grown-up is not being able to say, “My mom said no,” when you don’t want someone to come over.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Playing dumb for five minutes often saves a lot of work.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Don’t hate me, date me!

Just shared via Instagram:

Why does the weekend always feel like it lasts five minutes?

Making waves on LinkedIn:

After an hour on this team meeting I’m not wanting to be a team player anymore.

Spotted on Telegram:

Welcome to your 40s. “I’m too old for this shit” is now your excuse and explanation for everything.

Trending via Snapchat:

The most productive species of beaver is the Eager.

Making waves on WeChat:

I think nervous flatulence would be helpful if you were ever kidnapped.

Going viral on WeChat:

I am like the weather. Temporarily friendly.

Spotted on Twitch:

I like to push myself out of my comfort zone by sometimes sitting on the other end of my sofa.

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