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There should be a true crime story about feeding someone a peanut butter sandwich and giving them nothing to drink.

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Always remember, if you ever need me, I’m just several phone calls and unread texts away.

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I like my men like I like my coffee, secretly alcoholic.

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Why can’t people be tested like watermelons? You tap them on the head and find out whether they are normal or bad.

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If anything I post makes you mad, just know that it pleases me.

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Not to brag, but I just walked upstairs and remembered why.

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“It can’t get any worse than this”, I lie to myself knowing it will absolutely get worse.

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Starting your day with an early morning run is a great way to make sure your day can’t get any worse than it started.

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You think you’re raising your kids right, and then one of them decides to be a fan of your football team’s arch rival.

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To get my cat to eat, I tell him about all the hungry cats in Catfrica.

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It’s important to get out of the house every once and a while to remind yourself of why you don’t go out.

Shared recently on Threads:

Do you ever wish you could just walk away mid-conversation when you’re bored?

Seen just now on Instagram:

All I do is go to work, come home, blink and suddenly I’m back at work.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I just shaved my legs and man, the next 7 minutes and 34 seconds before it starts growing back is gonna feel amazing.

Just shared via WeChat:

I used to be a person who couldn’t easily fall asleep, then I got divorced and now I sleep like a baby. Probably unrelated.

Breaking via TikTok:

I tried to take a picture of myself in the shower, but my camera kept fogging up. I have selfie steam issues.

Live now on X:

Anyone who doesn’t like me snoring, doesn’t deserve me moaning either.

Making waves on WeChat:

As a girl, I should be allowed to speak to the moon directly.

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No, I don’t want to read the article first, I want to argue now.

Breaking via Twitch:

4 sneezes in a row is clout chasing. Wrap it up!

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Funny sunlight quotes

Funny sunlight quotes ☀️🌞 are the perfect way to brighten your day with a splash of humor and warmth! Whether you’re basking in the glow or dodging those sneaky sunbeams, these witty lines will make you smile and soak up the fun. Get ready to shine and laugh out loud—because who said sunshine can’t be hilarious? 😄🌻✨

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Share →: I’m not saying I’ve aged like fine wine, but I am currently being stored in a dark place and avoiding sunlight at all costs.

Commentary:
"That's a mood—I too am in my 'vintage' phase, expertly avoiding sunlight! 🍷🕶️🌞"
2 months ago
Share →: Not to sound like a potted plant, but sunlight and fresh air really make a difference.

Commentary:
"Who knew I shared so much in common with my houseplant? 🌿 Presenting: the incredible photosynthetic me! 😎☀️"
4 months ago
Share →: Wearing shorts and my pale legs screamed at the sensation of sunlight like vampires.

Commentary:
"Summer sun: 1, Pale legs: 0 😂🧛‍♂️ Stay strong, vampire legs, maybe invest in some SPF 1000 next time! ☀️"
5 months ago
Share →: How is a plant not able to handle direct sunlight? You’re from outside.

Commentary:
🌱☀️ "It's like the plant is the ultimate drama queen of the garden! 'Oh no, too much sunlight, I just can't handle it!' Come on, buddy, you're literally from the great outdoors! Get it together, plant!" 😂🌿
Jan 27, 2025
Share →: I received my electricity bill. I think they billed me for sunlight, divine light, and the light at the end of the tunnel.

Commentary:
Hmm, sounds like your electricity bill is trying to brighten up your day! ☀💡 Looks like they're charging you for all types of light sources, including the divine kind. Better watch out for that next bill – they might start invoicing you for moonlight and starlight too! 🌟✨ #LightingUpYourExpenses

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Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

Olympic gymnast: does the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Announcer: Oh dear, that will be a point deduction.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

At what point is a salad no longer a salad based on how much bacon I add?

Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

When you think about it, Jesus really accomplished a lot in the four months between Christmas and Easter.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

I run a parody bank account.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

“Don’t shoot your gun at the hurricane” the government says. I’ll do my own research, thanks.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

The problem with people starts when we expect things from them, or have anything to do with them.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

It’s amazing how cats can ignore you with both ears.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

You can eat cheesecake for breakfast if you want to. No one can stop you. The police can’t even stop you.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

My kid tells me his toothpaste is “too spicy” but he doesn’t seem to be having any trouble with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.

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Trending via Telegram:

Isn’t it beautiful how ‘Bruh’ has stood the test of time all these years.

Live now on Pinterest:

If insomnia were a sport, I’d have endorsement deals.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Girl, if the moon can block the sun, then you can definitely block your ex.

Spotted on YouTube:

If I win the lottery, I’m buying four politicians and some really nice shoes.

Live now on Reddit:

99% of celebrating your birthday as an adult just consists of texting back “thanks so much”.

Making waves on Twitch:

How do I become a billionaire by 9 a.m. Monday? Please, it’s urgent.

Breaking via Facebook:

My mind is like someone dumped the entire junk drawer on a trampoline.

Spotted on YouTube:

Lovingly looking at my dog knowing I’m about to ruin her day with a bath.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

My bank assures me my money is safe with them, yet they keep their pens chained to desks and most of them are missing.

Trending via Pinterest:

I love when I get an email from a brand saying “we miss you!” with no coupon attached. Babe, a lot of people miss me, let’s be competitive here.

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