Funny sunlight quotes

• I’m not saying I’ve aged like fine wine, but I am currently being stored in a dark place and avoiding sunlight at all costs.

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• Not to sound like a potted plant, but sunlight and fresh air really make a difference.

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  2 months ago

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• Wearing shorts and my pale legs screamed at the sensation of sunlight like vampires.

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  2 months ago

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• How is a plant not able to handle direct sunlight? You’re from outside.

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  2 months ago

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• I received my electricity bill. I think they billed me for sunlight, divine light, and the light at the end of the tunnel.

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