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FaceTiming me is for platinum members only.

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A mustache is just mouth bangs.

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Arkansas is just Kansas for pirates.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

It used be called “talking to yourself” but the new term for it is “podcasting”.

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How did they call Deadpool’s dog ‘Dogpool’ when ‘Deadpoodle’ was right there?

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Love those deep burps that instantly make me feel like I lost 10 lbs.

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Why are they called “grammar Nazis” and not “the Gestypo”?

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Ain’t no way there’s billions of us and nobody got superpowers.

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Nicknamed my iPhone Lois Lane because it doesn’t recognize me without my glasses on either.

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“How am I supposed to avoid Al when I’ve procrastinated on a paper?” With a night full of caffeine and nicotine like your forefathers, you babies.

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November moving quicker than two lesbians who met three days ago.

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No Botox. I need to furrow my brow when people say dumb things.

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I can’t wait to see my older sister so she can point out I have more gray hair than she does.

Live now on Twitch:

Don’t go keto, go pirate. Rum, fish and beef jerky diet.

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Why did they call it K-pop and not Seoul music?

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Mom asked me what I was drinking the first time I got drunk and I said “breast milk” and now she’s not talking to me.

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Shout out to all the experts on the web who know everything there is to know about absolutely everything.

Just landed via WeChat:

As a student, the most comforting words you’ll ever hear are “I haven’t started either.”

Going bananas on TikTok:

What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at social gatherings.

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Ordered a coffee, and the barista said, “Anything else?” and I almost said, “Stability.”

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Nostalgia isn’t as good as it used to be.

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Girl, whatever you’re going through right now, as long as you’re not pregnant, you’re gonna be fine.

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In case you wanna quit vaping, I’d suggest using a harmonica.

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A collective orgasm would fix the world.

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Texting random numbers “It’s done.”

61 shares on Discord this month:

The amount of sleeping I’ve done over the past few days has been phenomenal. I genuinely love doing absolutely nothing.

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Sorry for what I said when I was drunk. I meant every word.

21 shares on Pinterest this month:

If the apple really doesn’t fall far from the tree, my kids are screwed.

63 shares on Snapchat this month:

Exercise won’t cure your depression, but it can make you hotter than your enemies.

78 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Glad I didn’t really waste any time studying international law, seeing as how it is fake and meaningless.

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Having a good heart has done nothing but made me look stupid.

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People often mistake me for an adult because of my age.

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It’s crazy that you don’t really argue with a baby for the first year of its life and then you have to argue with the baby every day.

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It’s so hot out here, I saw a bird blowing on a worm before he ate it.

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I never judge a book by its cover. People, though, I can tell are evil by their stupid faces.

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At what age do I delete Snapchat?

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The quickest way to get your kid to do their homework is to ask them to help with some chores.

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I wish I got hotter every time a man made me mad.

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I have a sundress and no man to bend me over in it, sad day.

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“Angry on the internet” is such an unfortunate personality.

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Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

My dentist plays country music, so it’s like a double torture.

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I’m so lucky people can’t hear what I’m thinking.

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Nothing makes me feel more powerful than when I write ‘furthermore’ in an email.

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Hangman is so great. No better way for a child to learn how to spell than by having to save a man from hanging to death.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

Only time I believe a man is when he tells me that I’m pretty.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

I feel bad for those that don’t enjoy their own company. I be having a ball by myself.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

We argue about where to go for dinner for so long, it eventually becomes an argument on where to go for breakfast.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

My attempts to purge my possessions always seem to result in me rediscovering that I have lots of nice things, after which I lie happily on my hoard like a dragon.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

It’s awkward touching hands with another man inside a popcorn bag, especially if you don’t know the man and he doesn’t know you’re eating his popcorn.

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Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didn’t say goodbye to me the day before.

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Freshly posted on Twitch:

I like my music at a volume where I can’t hear you.

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Opening the web before 9am is crazy. Like, did you even try to have a good day?

Going viral on Threads:

Our pronunciation of the word “colonel” does feel like group psychosis.

Making waves on Reddit:

One week of daily crunches and I have abs…urdly underestimated how long it will take to see results.

Trending via Reddit:

Being strange is exhausting.

Live now on Pinterest:

Whoever coined, “No good deed goes unpunished”, must have fed some seagulls.

Seen just now on Discord:

I realized Americans were dramatics the day I found out 200 lb is just 90 kg.

Freshly posted on X:

Brave of you to assume you can resist my good looks.

Going viral on X:

I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

“Devil’s advocate” implies the existence of heaven’s prosecutor.

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