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Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

I’m an over-explainer (I explain things too much).

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

With a cat on your lap, you deal better with the crap.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

A good way to get out of a conversation is to take off one of your socks and hand it to the person talking.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

I hate when flies rub their disgusting little hands together. What could you possibly be plotting? You can’t even get out of the open window.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

The 10 minutes I spend on my mobile before I go to sleep are the best 3 hours of my day.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has viewed:

Gatekeeping how insanely handsome I am by looking like total shit all the time.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

This meeting could have been an AI summary.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

If white men can’t jump, how do you explain Super Mario?

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

You can always tell when someone is on a diet by how they scrape every last bit from that yogurt container.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

I should have been a Librarian, my favorite thing to do is telling people to shut up.

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You’re no Sultan of Swing, buddy, you’re hardly a Governor of Groove.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Nobody is more stressed than a person who has a lot of interests or passions and is still confused about their career.

Making waves on X:

I’ve learned a lot over the years, but the best advice I can ever give someone is never buy a used harmonica.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

If liars’ pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun.

Shared recently on Discord:

I know how to use an abacus as a tambourine.

Live now on TikTok:

It’s pretty apt that the ‘i’ is in the middle of ‘hurricane’.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Now if you’ll excuse me, today’s bad decisions aren’t going to make themselves.

Live now on Snapchat:

I wish I was as tired in bed at night as I am after lunch at work.

Shared recently on Facebook:

The world is my oyster and I’m allergic to shellfish.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I’m glad nobody can see the face I make when I’ve just started the washing machine and then spot a sock on the floor.

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Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

If a baby comes out feet first, technically it wears its mom as a hat.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

Netflix and chi…cken nuggets.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

There is no sex. I lied. You are gonna lay here and take personality quizzes with me.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

Tweeting shouldn’t cost money but it should flip you on your back like a bug for 15 minutes.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

Some things are better left unsaid, which I usually realize after I say them.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

No matter how old you are, when the kitchen roll is empty, you have a telescope.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

Me, telling my kids we’re leaving in 30 minutes: We’re leaving in 5 minutes.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

I wish I were a wild horse in Kazakhstan. That would fix everything.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

After a vacation, I usually return to work with a fresh, reenergized hatred for my job.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

Just paid rent. Now I have a place to starve in.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on LinkedIn:

If love is the answer then what was the question?

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

At the gym, everyone thinks exclusively about how little weight I can lift and how quickly I’m out of breath, because the world revolves around me.

Just landed via Discord:

At the age where a big break could mean either my career or a hip.

Going viral on Slack:

Ruin a perfectly nice trip out with your child by bringing your child.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I’m proud of myself because, despite having so many expenses, I still manage to add more.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Can I come over and shed hair everywhere?

Spotted on X:

Meow means woof in cat.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

My heart says, chocolate and wine, but my jeans say “Woman, are you kidding? Eat a salad!”

Going viral on Twitch:

I’m no Hobbit, but I do often walk blindly into some rather dodgy situations.

Making waves on Facebook:

People will name their dog Steve and have two kids named Buddy and Rocket.

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