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If my spirit animal was Wi-Fi, I'd be unstoppable! 📱😂
673 Funny technology quotes
Screen time on your computer feels like healthy screen time, screen time on your phone feels like evil screen time.
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Trying to convince myself that browsing the web on my laptop builds character, but scrolling through memes on my phone is practically a criminal offense 😂💻📱
Is there anyone here old enough to remember when typing was a class in high school?
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Remembering the days when typing was a class and not just a skill from texting by osmosis 🤔👴🖨️#ThrowbackTyping
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
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Looks like the computer found its match in the ring—turns out even AI can't handle a well-placed roundhouse kick! 🤖🥊🤣
I think my phone is broken. I pressed the home button, but I’m still at work.
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When your phone doesn't understand the urgency of pizza and pajamas 🍕📱😅
Adulthood these days is just bills and running out of memory on devices.
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Adulting: where your bills and devices both remind you you’re out of memory! 📱🧾🤦♂️
If we’ve got the technology to make heated car seats, then where the hell are the seats that automatically cool down in the summer? Make it happen, nerds.
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Cooling seats: Because no one likes their shorts becoming a mini sauna! 🥵❄️🚗
After smartphones, we never got pictures of Bigfoot anymore. You know why? That’s right: 5G killed all the Bigfoots.
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Guess even Bigfoot couldn't handle the upgrade 📱👀🦶🌲 #5GProblems
Call me a glitch, cause I’m definitely messing with your system.
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When your WiFi is reliable but your brain isn't 😂🤖🔧
I’ve started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. I don’t even know what it means, but I’ve had enough.
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I reject cookies as a diet plan, but my browser might be losing weight instead! 🍪❌😂