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If I’m ever found dead in the woods, it’s probably because I was trying to pet a bear.

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I’m an over-explainer (I explain things too much).

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Randomly hearing your favorite song is more satisfying than putting it on yourself.

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Of course babies cry when flying, their entire understanding of planes centers around them being eaten.

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Who called it a period tracker instead of a madvent calendar?

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Just found out my asexual friend was only using me for my companionship.

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It’s like no one in my family appreciates that I stayed up all night overthinking for them.

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Going to the gym to exercise my demons.

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My watch battery is fully charged. So I got some time.

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Sundays are weird. You want to relax, but your brain’s like, “Shouldn’t you be panicking about something?”

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“Mom, how did we get so rich?” your father said, “Thanks, nothing from my end,” on thousands of important Zoom meetings.

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Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.

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I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.

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I’m not crazy, I’m just mentally spicy.

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I wonder if the guy who came up with the term “One Hit Wonder” came up with any other phrases?

Trending via Slack:

Please just wait until my mating ritual is over before you decide.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Blackout curtains because I’ll decide what time it is.

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I see 1000 girls. I know 100 girls. I talk to 10 girls. I love 1 girl. And she doesn’t love me back.

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Breaking news: Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake.

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People call me a “Trekkie,” but I’m not. I’ve only seen Star Wars a couple of times.

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My favorite part of football is when they feed the players water like they’re hamsters.

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My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.

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I have a great poker face because I have no idea what’s going on.

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There’s a fat man inside me dying to get out.

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Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you give it a really good massage?

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My husband is trying to convince me that we’re in a situationship. “The situation is that we live in the same house and love each other.”

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And where did Mr. Pepper receive his degree from exactly?

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Done with work today. The work day isn’t over, I’m just done with it.

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It’s that time of year again where I go to random restaurants to tell random women, “So this is why you cancelled our date?”, while they’re out with their significant others.

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I tell it like it is: Sometimes I watch the calls on my cell phone and just wait for it to stop ringing.

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I am such a fun person and so easy to get along with as long as the layout I have secretly imagined for the entire day goes exactly as I planned it without variation or interruption.

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Multitask? I can barely unitask.

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Stop making Fast and Furious movies.

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Weirdos gonna weird.

Going viral on Messenger:

Dear Santa, Money!

Live now on TikTok:

I forgot to take my meds so I’m looking forward to joining the squirrels in the tree to talk politics.

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One day there will be condoms with Bluetooth that tell you whether you’re good in bed, how many calories you’ve burned and when the next train leaves.

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Sorry I’m late, my song came on at the grocery store.

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Turns out my superpower is the ability to go into incredible detail in completely the wrong direction.

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One of the top features of squirrels, for me, has got to be that squirreliness.

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