Funny Texas quotes

• Cutting my steak at Texas Roadhouse with my car keys.

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  21 hours ago

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• The single star on Texas’ flag is actually a review.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Texas Chain Saw Massacre is full of plot holes. What happens to the victims when they die? Is there an afterlife?

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  2 weeks ago

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• I just heard someone refer to Texas as “Howdy Arabia” and I still haven’t stopped laughing.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Whoever named rice cakes is probably also responsible for Paris, Texas.

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  2 weeks ago

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