Funny Texas quotes

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  View →: The single star on Texas’ flag is actually a review.
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  View →: Texas Chain Saw Massacre is full of plot holes. What happens to the victims when they die? Is there an afterlife?
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  4 months ago

  View →: I just heard someone refer to Texas as “Howdy Arabia” and I still haven’t stopped laughing.

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