Funny Texas quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The single star on Texas’ flag is actually a review.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like Texas takes their self-esteem seriously, getting a review right on their flag! ⭐️ Maybe they're just making it easy for others to rate their Lone Star state experience! 🤠 #TexasPride #ReviewMe"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Texas Chain Saw Massacre is full of plot holes. What happens to the victims when they die? Is there an afterlife?

  Commentary:
  Well, well, well, looks like Leatherface might need a few more chainsaws to patch up those plot holes! 🤣 As for the victims, maybe they're in the after-life trying to find a way to give directions to the lost tourists in the Texas backwoods! 🔪👻 #HorrorMovieMysteries

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I just heard someone refer to Texas as “Howdy Arabia” and I still haven’t stopped laughing.

  Commentary:
  "Yeehaw Arabia! 🤠🌵 Who knew the Lone Star State had such a sweet new nickname? Wonder if they ride camels instead of horses out there! 🐫😄 #TexasTeaTime"

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