64 Funny tomorrow quotes

Funny tomorrow quotes are like little bursts of laughter to jumpstart your future 😂✨! They remind us that while we can plan all we want, tomorrow has its own set of surprises and giggles in store 🤪🌟. Perfect for sharing with friends or keeping yourself amused, these quotes add a sprinkle of humor to the unknowns of the future. So, get ready to laugh your way into whatever tomorrow may bring! 😄🚀

64 Funny tomorrow quotes - Sex is like my hair. I didn’t have any yesterday. I didn’t…

Sex is like my hair. I didn’t have any yesterday. I didn’t…

Commentary:
"Sex is like my hair – sparse and elusive! 🙈 Maybe it's playing hard to get? Or perhaps it's just practicing social distancing? Whatever the reason, at this rate, tomorrow's forecast calls for more Netflix and less… well, hair-raising adventures! 💁‍♂️🚫"

64 Funny tomorrow quotes - “Are you busy tomorrow?” That entirely depends…

“Are you busy tomorrow?” That entirely depends…

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal question: 'Are you busy tomorrow?' 🤔 Well, my availability hinges on the nature of your request. Will it be tackling Mount Laundry, defeating the dishes, or embarking on a noble quest to find the remote control? 🧹🍽️🗡️ Let me know, and I'll consider rearranging my hectic schedule of Netflix marathons and cat naps accordingly! 😄"

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