74 Funny tomorrow quotes

• Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else.

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  2 weeks ago

  avoidance, ducking, humor, life, me, responsibility, self-defense, someone, tomorrow

• I already want to take a nap tomorrow.

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  2 weeks ago

  humor, i, nap, procrastination, sleep, take, tiredness, tomorrow, want

• Sex is like my hair. I didn’t have any yesterday. I didn’t have any today. And unless something drastically changes, I won’t have any tomorrow.

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  2 weeks ago

  change, hair, humor, i, joke, relationship, sex, today, tomorrow, yesterday

• “Are you busy tomorrow?” That entirely depends on what you need me to do.

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  2 weeks ago

  busy, call, depends, me, need, plans, tomorrow

• Just knowing that I have to get out of bed tomorrow is already annoying and it’s not even dark yet.

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  2 weeks ago

  annoying, bed, dark, humor, i, just, morning, sleep, tomorrow, waking, waking up

• Evenings after work finish too quickly, one meal, one show, and it’s already tomorrow morning.

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  3 weeks ago

  after, evening, finish, meal, morning, night, relaxation, routine, show, sleep, time, tomorrow, too, work

• So tomorrow is Monday again? I can’t keep living like this.

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  3 weeks ago

  again, frustration, humor, i, keep, life, living, Monday, routine, tomorrow, week

• I’m already ready to clock out from work tomorrow.

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  3 weeks ago

  clock, clock out, ready, tomorrow, work

• This year has gone by so quick. Christmas is basically tomorrow.

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  3 weeks ago

  celebration, Christmas, date, gone, holiday, quick, surprise, time, tomorrow, year

• Eating the rest of the donuts will keep me from eating donuts tomorrow. My logic is flawless.

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  3 weeks ago

  donut, donuts, eating, food, humor, keep, logic, me, rest, snack, tomorrow

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