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The worst part about being an adult is that no matter how sad you get, the show must go on.

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Dude, we’re biting off more than we can chew tonight if you want to pull up.

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Dry January is so funny. People are like, “How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?”

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Every day Facebook tells me I have memories and wants to show them to me. It’s like they have no appreciation for the cost or the amount of liquor I needed to erase them.

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Just imagine how great life would be if pizza made you skinny.

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My keys fell in the snow, and now they’re gone forever — time to start a new life under a new name in a warmer climate.

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“I’m asking Santa to bring some of you a sense of humor for Christmas.”

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Calling someone a “tough cookie” is not a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

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Sometimes life is like a cowshed. You step from one turd into the next.

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“You are what you eat”. I don’t remember eating a huge disappointment.

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I think we should all try to spend more time online. It seems to be helping society.

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I’ve decided to handle this like a mature adult, I’m telling your mom.

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Be the reason someone smiles today. Or blocks you. Whatever.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I wish I could join, but I’m busy plotting revenge because my kids laughed when I showed them I can shake it better than Shakira.

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If I was the inventor of healing, I would have made it linear, I can tell you that much.

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My life would be pointless without cheese. Or as the famous song goes: “Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone!”

Just landed via Snapchat:

Cookbook, but each recipe includes a photo of all the dishes that need to be cleaned after making it.

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God: “I don’t regret the Flood, but I do regret the Ark.”

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Being a woman is trying to guess what the hell is going on with your body three times a week.

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Typing in your email address on the TV is a different type of irritation.

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They should invent a type of sleeping where you wake up feeling rested.

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“What’s your blood type?” I don’t know, boiling!

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I’m the type of person to go back to sleep and try to finish a dream.

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“There’s a particular type of insufferability that rich people from poor countries have, that I don’t yet fully know how to verbalize.”

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Someone should bite my inner thighs just to see what type of noises I make. For science.

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I think social media is marvellous. You type your thoughts into it, and then insane people let you know if they like them or not.

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I hate that I present as an independent woman who doesn’t need any help. It’s a facade. Help me.

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Pyjamas straight off a hot radiator is a winner. Damn, I’m old.

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Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they are dead.

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I would have loads of money if I liked Ramen Noodles and hated vodka.

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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

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If you’ve been talking for 5 minutes straight, it might be someone else’s turn.

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This is the dumbest apocalypse ever.

88 shares on Snapchat this month:

I put the mess in domestic.

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Haircuts should be covered by healthcare.

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Only a fool would use the toothbrush the dentist gives you. You think the dentist would freely hand you the tools that would keep them away?

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“You don’t load the dishwasher right,” I said to my wife just before it permanently became my job.

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When is a robot gonna take over my job? Please?

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I wonder if babies know that we are more terrified of them than they are of us.

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I swear some songs have background noises of your mum shouting your name from downstairs.

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Women are actually very understanding if you’re honest with them, especially if they like you. You don’t even have to do all that lying.

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I’m a fully functional adult with the energy levels of a hibernating bear.

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It feels like it costs $100 a day just to exist anymore.

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Me, in heaven: Can you take a photo of me sitting on that cloud?

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It’s funny how our brains remember that we have forgotten something, but not what we have forgotten.

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Driving to work, and I just reached down to touch my leg to make sure I have pants on.

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Freshly posted on Slack:

Everyone is using AI to write business emails, texts, etc. At this point in time, we may as well just tell our AIs to talk to each other and then let us know what kind of deal they worked out.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Toxic girlfriend who goes through her boyfriend’s calculator app and asks why he’s doing the equations he’s doing.

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I will always be hotter than everyone who hates me.

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Ask your doctor if it’s right for you to eat oranges and pretend they’re planets and you’re a Greek god.

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You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs.

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I hope the babies I was born with at the hospital are doing good.

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Your secret is safe with me and my sister.

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I’m so lazy that I get jealous when it’s bedtime in other countries.

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Everyone is fighting a battle you don’t know about, except for me. I am complaining loudly about my battle. Everybody knows about it.

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Therapy is basically me saying, “I did a thing,” and my therapist saying, “Yay, good job!”

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