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Sorry I missed your call, I was staring in horror at the screen, wondering why on earth you couldn’t just text me.

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“I’m not short. I’m just more down to earth than most people.”

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

Never going into a job interview nervous again, because, wow, it is literally a free invitation to talk about how amazing I am.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

Worst part of being in my 20’s is to be reminded that I’m actually in my mid-40’s.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

It’s a paradox that your nose is running and your feet smell.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

The worst thing is finding out the “sweet guy” is just a lustful loser.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

Imagine having someone to come home to who doesn’t have fur.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has bookmarked:

Have you ever been so hungry but had no food in the house, so you took a nap instead?

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They should invent a weekend that goes by slowly.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

Ohhh, I just realised you can change your facial expression. I was just doing the one.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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531 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,124

Funny Quotes Topics

17,272

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Dec 27, 2025

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Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Hey cell phone companies who play smooth jazz hold music hoping I’ll lose interest and give up: yeah, it’s kinda working.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.

Just shared via TikTok:

In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”

Going viral on Instagram:

Shazam but for random noises outside.

Going viral on Telegram:

I would like to opt out of WW3, por favor.

Spotted on Twitch:

“Autophagy” would be a beautiful name for a girl.

Going viral on YouTube:

I’m on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.

Just landed via Snapchat:

“There are lots of benefits to working here. We have fun social events and activities after work!” And what are the benefits?

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Girl, whatever you’re going through right now, as long as you’re not pregnant, you’re gonna be fine.

Spotted on YouTube:

Being sexy is just the cherry on top. I’m actually a genius and the sweetest girl ever.

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Funny upstairs quotes

Funny upstairs quotes bring a burst of laughter to those mysterious rooms above 🏠😂 Whether it’s quirky noises, unexpected footsteps, or hilarious roommate moments, these witty lines capture the charm and chaos of life upstairs 🎉👣 Ready to giggle and relate? Let’s dive into the funniest takes on the floors above that never fail to brighten your day! 😄✨

New funny upstairs quotes 👇

“I’m getting to an age where I realize I shouldn’t have laughed at my grandparents for having an ‘upstairs’ vacuum.”

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2 months ago

age, getting, grandparent, grandparents, having, humor, i, nostalgia, realization, realize, upstairs, vacuum, where
Just remembered why I went upstairs yesterday.

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2 months ago

forgetfulness, humor, i, just, memory, reason, upstairs, why, yesterday
Not to brag, but I just walked upstairs and remembered why.

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2 months ago

brag, forgetfulness, humor, i, just, memory, reason, stairs, upstairs, why
Shazam, but for whatever the hell goes on in the apartment upstairs.

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2 months ago

apartment, hell, Shazam, upstairs, whatever
I’m upstairs and the food is downstairs. Send help.

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2 months ago

dilemma, downstairs, food, funny situation, help, hunger, rescue, send, situation, upstairs
You know you’re over 50 when you have “upstairs Ibuprofen” and “downstairs Ibuprofen”.

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5 months ago

50, aging, downstairs, health, ibuprofen, know, over, over 50, pain, pain relief, relief, upstairs

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29 shares on Threads this month:

For Halloween, you should be mine.

90 shares on TikTok this month:

I should’ve been an air conditioner because all I do is vent.

14 shares on Snapchat this month:

Hear me out. A waiting room where the doctors wait.

33 shares on Telegram this month:

I don’t consider myself anything but average. However, I have aged well.

73 shares on WeChat this month:

Maybe the problem is that I’m cooler than any man I’ve ever met.

19 shares on LinkedIn this month:

A bridesmaid, but to carry the end of my CVS receipt.

44 shares on WeChat this month:

Having a crush should be considered a form of self-harm.

15 shares on Pinterest this month:

Sleeping in is the most efficient way to find out which morning rituals you can actually do without.

61 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The fact that I procrastinate and still get the job done is the reason I still procrastinate.

93 shares on Pinterest this month:

“Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)” is now 40 years old. If you have an earworm now, you also have back pain.

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A good French onion soup will have you acting like a pervert.

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Probably the most empowered I’ve ever felt was that time I stuck a fork in a socket.

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I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.

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Making things weird is probably the only thing I’m good at.

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Ugh, he wants to go hiking as a first date, just like Hitler.

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If you’re a squatter, every day is leg day.

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I have two reactions when I leave the house: Ew, the people. Ew, the weather.

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I signed up to the gym a few months ago and still don’t see any results. I’ll go by there this weekend and ask what’s going on.

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Clearly I’m not doing Dry January unless you mean sense of humor.

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My parents grew to like my girlfriend so much, they take her as their own daughter. Now they started looking for a proper boyfriend for her.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

531 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,124

Funny Quotes Topics

17,272

Funny Quotes Images

15,124

Updated

Dec 27, 2025

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

Sorry I left you on read, I didn’t mean to open it just yet.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

Thank you all for attending my final rose ceremony. There will be no roses.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

Someday I will make a sandwich that will change my life forever.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

Y’all can keep the nonchalant ones — I want mine weak in the knees about me.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

It is not without reason that all telescopes searching for intelligent life are pointed away from Earth.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

Maybe if we paid our streaming services even more, they could stop jacking up the volume on the commercials they make us watch, even though we are paying for the service.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

Gonna start an app for cat sitters where they can review the cats they take care of and it’ll be called Litterboxd.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

People pass a joint around like it’s no big deal, but the minute I ask someone to do that with their Subway sandwich, I’m a weirdo.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

When I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: “Eat it!”. The other says: “Did you hear that? You’re supposed to eat it!”

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

Twitter is the black sheep of the web, always in the corner, loudly arguing with itself.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on WeChat:

Is there anyone here old enough to remember when typing was a class in high school?

Breaking via LinkedIn:

My four moods: I’m too old for doing that. I’m too tired for doing that. I’m too sober for doing that. I don’t have time for doing that.

Seen just now on YouTube:

When I moved into my new igloo, my friends threw me a surprise housewarming party. Now I’m homeless.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

This call, should’ve been a message in a bottle I never found.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

If you breakdance you buy dance.

Just landed via X:

Perfume is key, but deodorant is keyer and showering is keyest.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Two reasons you never date at work: 1. HR frowns upon it. 2. Your partner gets super pissed.

Broadcasted on Slack:

I love surprising my girl, today she woke up single.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

The real challenge of adulthood is figuring out what to eat every day.

Spotted on Messenger:

I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.

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