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Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

Live, laugh, lie to the doctor about how many drinks you have per week.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

Just found out my asexual friend was only using me for my companionship.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

My dad wasn’t absent or present; he was a secret third thing.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has downloaded:

Ever thought about centaurs and how the bottom half would start walking immediately after birth but the top part would be baby-like and flop around for a while.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

If you’re reading a book in public, you better be on at least page 140 or something.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

Why do moths eat sweaters? Have they tried sandwiches or avocados?

Someone from 🇺🇸 has shared:

When my wife packs for a trip she basically moves out.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

Bro, you’re not allowed anymore to have your tongue drop out of your mouth and form a stair case when you see my wife.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

If small talk burned calories, maybe I’d consider it.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

Not arguing with a man that can cook. Whatever you say, handsome.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,445

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Making waves on Reddit:

Cats are probably like: Oh, I should follow you on Litterboxd.

Trending via TikTok:

Television is better for you than phone. It is like vaping vs smoking.

Just shared via Instagram:

I have a yearning disability.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Give yourself time to heal. A couple of decades should do it.

Breaking via Facebook:

I’m basically a taxi today for the kids and dogs.

Making waves on Slack:

A girl was coming over till she wasn’t—that’s what happened.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Maybe your soulmate’s just late, like, wildly behind schedule.

Trending via Discord:

Gang members are so lucky to have something to do with their hands in photos.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I was living in the moment until I was evicted.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I wrote a book. It’s a murder mystery. You’re in it but only for the first couple of chapters.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

54 shares on TikTok this month:

You can just make up words and if you say them in a Scottish accent, people will think they’re real: Looka the wee janglers on that tary bibbit.

46 shares on X this month:

No, I can’t tonight. I already have plans to look at my phone somewhere else.

26 shares on Threads this month:

My brain is on airplane mode today.

23 shares on Snapchat this month:

Me passing someone: you slow mule! Me being passed: okay, speed racer!

86 shares on WeChat this month:

Why do I gotta dress for success? Maybe success could be the one who puts a little more into this relationship.

44 shares on WeChat this month:

You’d think a philharmonic orchestra would have at least one harmonica, but nope.

66 shares on X this month:

People who accuse me of delusions of grandeur, obviously don’t worship me enough.

43 shares on Slack this month:

In the autumn there are two types of creatures who collect acorns: squirrels and toddlers.

60 shares on YouTube this month:

Wanted to update everybody on my diet. I’ve decided it’s okay to be fat.

71 shares on Snapchat this month:

“Love is in the air.” Wrong. Microplastics.

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Hot Jokes 💥

18 folks are currently checking 👀

You gotta separate the art from the artist. Like, for example, sometimes the artist is really nice but their art sucks.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m living in a parallel universe where I suck at parking.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

If I block you and you email me, you’re getting another chance.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Moving houses/apartments gotta be top 3 worst human experiences.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

My bed has a stronger influence on me than my ambitions.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Grab your own butt! Love yourself!

18 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m so lazy that I get jealous when it’s bedtime in other countries.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Googling what ASAP means, and having a panic attack.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Being bi means you say both yay and bruh.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Sometimes my body needs to be punished by Taco Bell.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,280

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

Carrying a baby for nine months and then naming it Chet is insane.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in preschool or school… Oh wait, I’m at work.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

This gratitude journal looks a lot like a grocery list.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

My neighbors were yelling so loud at their kids to clean up their room that out of fear even I started cleaning my room.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

My career goal is to be able to just delete my LinkedIn account at some point.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

“Hey you!” is short for “I have no idea what your name is.”

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

Met my soulmate again today: mashed potatoes and gravy.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

I never met a problem I couldn’t make worse.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

I was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red nose… No, officer, I haven’t been drinking.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I don’t think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Facebook:

I talk a lot of shit for someone who turns every black shirt into an abstract deodorant mural.

Just shared via Reddit:

Karma not moving fast enough for me. I would hate to handle it myself, Lord.

Trending via X:

The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing.

Trending via Twitch:

We need to stop telling AI that it’s paintings are bad. That’s how Hitler got started.

Making waves on Twitch:

I’ve noticed the best way to get somebody’s attention is to not want it anymore.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Dating is just wondering why someone is single and then slowly figuring it out.

Spotted on WeChat:

A spoonful of peanut butter from the jar will fix me.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Therapy is basically me saying, “I did a thing,” and my therapist saying, “Yay, good job!”

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Unfortunately, you have to almost worship the ground I walk on for me to believe you’re into me.

Making waves on Threads:

Human interaction is a great way to learn all the new swear words your subconscious mind has come up with in the lab.

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