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If you have ever spent an hour on Twitter then you understand why there’s such an urgency to create Artificial Intelligence.

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In my 20’s: might hit the club tonight. In my 40’s: might go to the grocery store to listen to some bangers.

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I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because there’s a chance I’ll get eaten by a bear.

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Loving her was my second biggest mistake. Not buying Bitcoins in 2010 still remains the first.

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The horror: “Come on, I’ll introduce you to everyone.”

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Why can’t men just call you pretty without wording it uncomfortably?

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Everyone’s a gangster until they turn a spoon the wrong way under running water.

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Women do not snore. The sound they make at night is just the rewinding of the vocal cords.

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My kidnappers sent me back early with a full apology, some money, and several of their fingers.

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I treat people the way I want to be treated by not leaving the house.

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I remember when the only in-flight movie choices were either you watched or you didn’t.

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One day we will tell our grandkids how far we had to scroll to get to the recipe.

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To get my cat to eat, I tell him about all the hungry cats in Catfrica.

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Getting out of a sports bra looks like it should be a professional women’s sport.

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There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops.

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Just once I wanna slide down a dinosaur at the end of my workday, is that too much to ask for?

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You don’t use a semicolons correctly; you use a semicolon confidently.

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Don’t buy roses for her, buy chicken nuggets. Show her you really care.

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And is your “sparkling personality” in the room with us now?

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You’re not going to believe this, but I was doing really well, and then your email found me.

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If Wonka had a spaghetti factory, I’d get sucked into a marinara river tube so fast.

Being excited to get in bed is a different level of adulting.

Yes, I was behind the DJ booth, but only as a cultural anthropologist.

I like my music at a volume where I can’t hear you.

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If I was polyamorous, I think Id date my girlfriend three times.

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You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me. I’ll train you.

I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.

My step counter doesn’t judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk.

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“Real Housewives” is a great oxymoron because nothing about them is real.

What career is most compatible with the unemployed lifestyle?

There are more bots on here than in Star Wars.

I found a box of VHS tapes. I’m a bit nervous about the one that has the label torn off.

The best part of my kid graduating was unsubscribing from the school’s text messages.

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It is easier to pass a camel through the eye of a needle than it is to convince somebody online that they are wrong.

The best way to contact me is to meet me in my dreams at 3 a.m.

Confucius says: “Those who drink a lot die earlier, but have seen twice as much in life.”

I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds.

Sorry, my face wasn’t created to hide that much distain for what you’re saying.

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