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Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

Absolutely love wanting to do a lot of things and ending up not doing even one! Yay.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

We often come across people in life who make us think: “Oh look, evolution takes a break too!”

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

The females who don’t go through phones will definitely find out through dreams.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

I’m eating sandwiches you haven’t heard of in jeans you can’t pronounce.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

I still get so surprised every time someone I find attractive finds me attractive. Like, are you sure?

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

I came home to find my boyfriend mopping the floor and my first thought was, “who’d he kill?”

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

I only see psychics so that I can keep arguing with dead relatives.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

I miss being a kid. Nobody asks what my favorite dinosaur is anymore.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

Fundamentally, I understand chess, because I too would never let my king feel unsafe.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

I was googling about the best time to visit the Maldives. It’s when you have money.

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Live now on Discord:

Women will brag about their intuition, and then date a DJ.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.

Breaking via Threads:

The role I play at family gatherings is that of the cousin that doesn’t show up anymore.

Just shared via Instagram:

Being strange is exhausting.

Trending via Discord:

This Monday could have been an email.

Going viral on Slack:

Being annoying is the most beautiful thing a woman could be.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

The cool thing about Twitter is you’re never the craziest one.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Someone needs to invent a kid that listens the first time.

Breaking via YouTube:

I think everyone should get $500 deposited into their accounts every day, just for waking up.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Not photogenic, but I probably look soooo good as a distant memory.

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54 shares on Pinterest this month:

Y’all be riding them bikes in the street like I don’t gotta look up my next song.

48 shares on Slack this month:

I wonder if my date ever found her way out of that corn maze.

80 shares on WhatsApp this month:

There are only two portion sizes for mashed potatoes: nowhere near enough (posh restaurants) or far, far too much (literally everyone else).

71 shares on YouTube this month:

It’s normal that my retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding buried treasure at some point, right?

55 shares on WeChat this month:

If I was a star and you were a star, I would wink at you and blink at you and twinkle at you and the earthlings would call it science.

72 shares on Instagram this month:

Christmas is a very special time when I give my brother a $100 gift card, and he gives me a $100 gift card.

36 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Haven’t seen a single bikini photoshoot in the snow this year; the girls are tired.

73 shares on Threads this month:

This is actually worse than Biff Tennan’s future.

55 shares on Reddit this month:

Foolproof? Yeah, well we’ll see about that.

15 shares on TikTok this month:

When I was a kid, I never expected the future to suck this much.

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That pile of clothes on my bed, seems to have strange powers and gets higher on its own.

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Before you just FaceTime me randomly, please don’t.

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People say 70-80 year olds are unemployable because of mental decline, yet somehow they’re running all the countries.

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Now that the nights are getting cooler again, spiders often hide in your bed in search of warmth. Sleep well!

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Boyfriend hasn’t accepted my LinkedIn request yet. He doesn’t want to connect. He doesn’t want to build.

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I met the real Santa tonight, and he said you’re all in trouble.

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Some hoodies don’t hoodie the way other hoodies hoodie.

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Your DM doesn’t match the Bible quote in your bio. Uh-oh.

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In 2007, if you wore a long-sleeve T-shirt under a regular T-shirt, it meant that you liked music.

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Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the best thirst trap poster of them all?

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Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

Our parents used to drop us off at school with no water bottle, no phone and no snacks, yet somehow we survived.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has viewed:

It’s so peaceful when you have no interest in other people’s business.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

I kind of can’t wait for my generation to be bumping 90’s hip hop, rap, and heavy metal at the old folks’ homes.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has viewed:

My fridge turns into a food retirement home, as soon as I buy groceries.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

12 people have been to the moon and only 8 people have won Takeshi’s Castle. Really makes you think.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

Running feels great until you compare it to not running.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

Sometimes I don’t worry about things at all and other times I am awake.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

If you haven’t tried blindfold archery, you should give it a go. You don’t know what you’re missing.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

I’ve been called a lot of things in my life, but nothing worse than being called on the phone.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart. Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer, and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don’t recognize.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Instagram:

The best part about your kids being sick is you get to see exactly how shitty you’re going to feel in 48 hours.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Remember you are dust and, after you send this email, to dust you shall return.

Breaking via X:

Referring to normal shoes as non-bowling shoes.

Spotted on Slack:

I’ve found that the easiest way to do burpees is to just not do burpees. No pain, no pain.

Live now on Telegram:

I wish I loved exercising as much as I love not exercising.

Just landed via Facebook:

My mirror needs a screenshot button.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Y’all ever withheld good news so that it remains untouched by negativity?

Breaking via LinkedIn:

To whoever stole my oversized clock, you owe me big time.

Trending via X:

Looking forward to another year of crushing reality and unfulfilled dreams.

Just shared via Twitch:

I’m going to be real with you. My dinners lately are just sort of me throwing things into a pot like a witch in a cartoon.

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