Funny washing machine quotes

I’m convinced the washing machine is a portal to another dimension for socks.

I’m convinced the washing machine is a portal to another dimension for socks.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Sorry I’m late, I believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left in the cycle.

Sorry I’m late, I believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left in the cycle.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

Do you think the washing machine and the dryer are actual friends or just work friends?

Do you think the washing machine and the dryer are actual friends or just work friends?

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Hey boy, are you my washing machine? Because neither of you know how long 10 minutes last.

Hey boy, are you my washing machine? Because neither of you know how long 10 minutes last.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I will never understand why our washing machines feel the need to lie about how much time is left. If you need more time, just let me know, that's fine.

I will never understand why our washing machines feel the need to lie about how much time is left. If you need more time, just let me know, that’s fine.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Once again I feel like I slept in a washing machine.

Once again I feel like I slept in a washing machine.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025