Commentary:
"Revolutionary idea: a 3-day weekend! 🚀🙌 Why not take Monday off every week, right? 🤓😂"
127 Funny week quotes
…and so ends another week of me not becoming unexpectedly rich.
Commentary:
"Another week gone and I still haven't found a dollar under my couch cushions 😅💸 #KeepDreaming"
The week before your period doesn’t make any sense… until you realize it’s the week before your period.
Commentary:
"When you're baking emotional cookies and you finally realize the missing ingredient is PMS. 🍪🌀🤔 #MakesSenseNow"
It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s only Wednesday.
Commentary:
"When your week is slow as a sloth, but you’re just hanging in there 😂🦥 #TimeIsAnIllusion"
Not smiling until Friday; nothing is funny this week.
Commentary:
"🤣 When you realize Friday is the punchline of the week! #Mood 😂"
I noticed you haven’t posted in a few weeks, and just wanted to thank you.
Commentary:
"Ah, a true hero of social media—fighting oversharing one week at a time! 🦸♂️📉😂"
I deserve a treat when I have a bad week, but I also deserve a treat when I have a good week. I simply always deserve treats.
Commentary:
"Life motto: Treat yo'self! 🎉🍫 Because whether it's a plot twist or a happy ending, snacks are always the main character! 😄🍪"
Whatever you ask the Universe for under this post, you will get next week.
Commentary:
"Dear Universe, I'd like a lifetime supply of pizza, a unicorn, and maybe just one day where my WiFi doesn’t decide to take a vacation 🤞🍕🦄📡"
We work all week to work some more around the house all weekend long. Isn’t life grand?
Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal cycle of 'relaxing' by doing chores! Who needs rest when you've got a lawn to mow? 😅🏡🛠️"
I don’t want to be dramatic, but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.
Commentary:
"Monday has a personal vendetta against my happiness. 😅💼🔄 #DramaQueenAlert"