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54 Funny wine quotes

Funny wine quotes add a humorous twist to your favorite glass of vino! πŸ·πŸ˜‚ From witty remarks about wine o’clock to playful observations on the joys of sipping, these quotes capture the lighter side of enjoying a good drink. Cheers to a laugh and a fine bottle! πŸ˜„πŸ‡

Why do they make the wine glass so large if you’re not supposed to fill it to the top?

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Jesus turns water into wine, and everybody goes crazy. Cows turn grass into milk, and nobody bats an eye.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

Why would I put money where my mouth is when wine exists?

Posted onApr 1, 2026

If you ever wanted to know anything about me, just get me a bottle of wine, and you will, in fact, find out in about 10 minutes.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Brother: What are you bringing to Thanksgiving dinner? Me: Wine and unresolved issues. They pair nicely.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

What wine pairs well with the kids being stuck inside during a heat wave?

Posted onMar 31, 2026

No wine. No peace. Know wine. Know peace.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

Bag of salad is the boxed wine of vegetables.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

Which wine pairs best with WWIII?

Posted onMar 30, 2026

I was hoping to age like a fine wine, but I sort of feel more like an avocado.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

I’m not saying I’ve aged like fine wine, but I am currently being stored in a dark place and avoiding sunlight at all costs.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

There’s a cougar warning in my neighborhood, but apparently it’s just a big cat. I bought a case of wine coolers for nothing.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

Wine drunk doesn’t even make itself known. You’re just relaxed, and then, all of a sudden, you feel sexier.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

Carefully choosing which wine to pair with a McRib.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

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