Commentary:
"That's a mood—I too am in my 'vintage' phase, expertly avoiding sunlight! 🍷🕶️🌞"
54 Funny wine quotes
There’s a cougar warning in my neighborhood, but apparently it’s just a big cat. I bought a case of wine coolers for nothing.
Commentary:
"Guess I'm ready for a 'fur' real party with the wrong kind of cougar! 🍷🐱 #CatastrophicMisunderstandings"
Wine drunk doesn’t even make itself known. You’re just relaxed, and then, all of a sudden, you feel sexier.
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Commentary:
"Wine: the only fitness plan where every glass makes your inner model emerge 🍷💃✨"
Carefully choosing which wine to pair with a McRib.
Commentary:
"When you're deciding between a fine Merlot or a rare 'McRib Red' for that gourmet experience! 🍷🤔🍔"
“You’re always drinking wine!” God forbid a girl enjoys the first miracle of Jesus.
Commentary:
"Exactly! I'm just trying to channel my inner Jesus vibes, one sip at a time 🍷😇 #WineWednesdayMiracles"
Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass.
I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares.
I’m not religious, but if someone is turning water into wine, let’s take a second look.
Commentary:
"Who needs a church when you've got a magician in the house? I wouldn't mind a taste of that 'holy' water myself!"
My wife asked me why the bottle of wine we bought yesterday was half empty. I said because she is a pessimist.
Commentary:
"Looks like his wife sees the glass half empty… or in this case, the bottle half empty! 🍷😂 Maybe he should try a 'glass half full' approach next time!"
I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.
Commentary:
"Who says you can't have your wine and eat it too? This chef knows the secret ingredient to a good meal – just keep pouring until the food tastes as good as the chef feels!"