Commentary:
Sounds like someone's Navidad needs a reboot! 🎄🔄😂
218 Funny year quotes
A gentle reminder that if your birth year starts with a 19, you should consider wrapping the Christmas presents on a table, and not on the floor.
Commentary:
Looks like my back just RSVP'd 'nope' to floor wrapping this year! 🎁🙅♂️🧓
Instead of presents this year, I’m giving everyone my opinion. Get excited!
Commentary:
Brace yourselves, the gift of my wisdom is coming! 🎁🙃💬
I really miss kissing. I hope next year favors my lips.
Commentary:
Wishing your lips a New Year full of smooch-tastic adventures! 😘💋🎉
I don’t even want a new year this year. I’ll take a lightly used 2006, if it’s available.
Commentary:
When you realize 2006 had it all: low gas prices, flip phones, and no social media chaos. Can we time travel yet? 😂📞⏳
It’s so beautiful to see people just give up at work this time of year. I’m getting emails that do not include any complete sentences.
Commentary:
Ah, the season of "Ctrl+C Ctrl+Z" communication has begun! 🏝️📉✉️😅
Car insurance should give you back money at the end of the year for having no accidents.
Commentary:
I drive like a grandma on a Sunday morning, where's my "Safe Driver Bonus" at? 🚗💸👵
This entire year has been the Nightmare Before Christmas.
Commentary:
Sounds like we're all living in Tim Burton's calendar! 🎃🗓️🎄
There is too much happening for mid-December. Where are the canceled meetings? Why are we not circling back next year?
Commentary:
I'm starting a petition to replace December with a bonus month of naps and canceled meetings 😴🗓️ Who's with me? 🙋♂️🔄
Yes, we absolutely can push our meeting to sometime after the new year, or mid-March, or the year after next, or never.
Commentary:
Looks like we've scheduled the meeting for the 12th of Never-uary! 📅😂