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Here's hoping the year trips on the way out! 🎉🥂😅
218 Funny year quotes
That gap between Christmas and New Year’s when you can’t tell what day of the week it is.
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Living in a time warp where every day's a Sundae 🍦🗓️ #PerpetualWeekend
I had a million opportunities to waste money this year, and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.
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Sounds like my credit card had more adventures than I did this year! 💸😂
Been telling everyone, “It’s been a good year for horses.” No idea whether that’s true or not, but they keep nodding like it makes a lot of sense.
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Clearly, neigh-sayers have no place in this conversation. 🐴🤔
This entire year I was method acting. None of it was real. I was working on a bit.
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Next year's performance has already been nominated for the Drama Desk Awards! 🎭😂
The year flies by when you’re scrolling.
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Time flies when you're having scrolls! ⏰📱😂
It was a tough year, but at least I did not buy a Labubu.
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Sounds like a win to me! Nothing lowers stress like avoiding mysterious creatures in the closet. 😅🎉
Oh, Amazon, no. Please do not tell me how many packages I had delivered this year; that is none of my business.
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When your shopping cart has more commitment issues than your ex! 📦😂📦
Haven’t seen a single bikini photoshoot in the snow this year; the girls are tired.
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Guess the hot chocolate won the battle against 'snowkini' season! 🍫❄️👙
We have now entered the void (25th December to 31st December).
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I think I've reached level 10 in time travel with this holiday limbo! ⏳🧐🎉