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Prepare your kids for social media by putting their artwork on the fridge and writing a bunch of mean comments under it.

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There’s nothing like the excitement of a brand-new book to add to the massive pile of books I still haven’t read.

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The date didn’t go well but she was nice enough to send a PDF of everything I did wrong afterwards.

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Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute.

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Behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this scenario.

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I eat my first meal of the day in the afternoon, bro. Don’t ask me for advice.

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Nostalgia isn’t as good as it used to be.

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The fun thing about Airbnb is that you get to clean someone else’s house on your vacation.

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A fun thing to do at work is call in sick and stay home.

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I’m not built to work, I’m built to brood in a castle with all my unread books.