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I want my name to come up when you go to confession.

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You got a better chance getting chased by a dog than by me.

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“I’m either extremely productive or staring at the wall like I’m in a Victorian painting.”

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I’m not fat. I just eat in advance.

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When I said there’s no such thing as a dumb question, I didn’t expect them to take it as a personal challenge.

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Does anyone know where I can find true love?

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When someone asks why you don’t have kids just say “dingoes”.

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DUI stands for: don’t Uber, I got this.

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Getting a key tattoo, but getting it covered up with a doormat tattoo, so no one ever finds it.

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The divorce process is easier than breaking up with your hair stylist.

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“You look tired”. No, I’m just ugly.

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Never signed up for a 401k cause there’s no way in hell I can run that far.

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I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something is wrong with me.

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Stop making eye contact with me, I can’t afford a wedding right now.

Going bananas on Telegram:

There are many people who don’t like me and I am one of them.

Going bananas on Telegram:

Wednesday is the part of the novel where the heroine stares out the window and questions everything.

Just landed via Threads:

Watching Unsolved Mysteries and getting mad when they don’t solve the mystery at the end.

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Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute.

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Hansel and Gretel weren’t wrong, every bad decision I’ve ever made started with being hungry.

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Reverse cowgirl so I can post selfies.

Girls only want one thing, and it’s to be photographed candidly on 35mm film.

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98 shares on Discord this month:

If you gain 4 pounds in one weekend, that just means you’re an overachiever.

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The guy that said laughter is the best medicine obviously wasn’t suffering from diarrhea.

86 shares on Slack this month:

I don’t want to do exercise, but I want to have done exercise.

13 shares on YouTube this month:

I don’t know if I’m pregnant or what, but I’ve been craving 3 million dollars so bad.

66 shares on WeChat this month:

My favorite part about having a Peloton is telling people I have a Peloton.

21 shares on Pinterest this month:

All these years on the internet we have been working for artificial intelligence.

80 shares on Slack this month:

Can we take a moment to celebrate the little ride we get in the pneumatic chair at the hair salon or barber when they pump it up or down?

97 shares on Messenger this month:

Traveling long distance without earphones feels like you’re serving a jail term.

73 shares on WeChat this month:

I find myself thinking “God, I need a cigarette” way too often for someone who doesn’t actually smoke.

17 shares on Slack this month:

If someone asks why you’re so pale, simply reply, completely shocked, “You can see me?”

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How does one stop eating ice cream when there’s still some in the container?

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Never let your job prevent you from acting unemployed.

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Can’t. Too busy saving daylight.

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My favorite part about standing in line is watching the other lines move more quickly.

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Good news: I set an all time high today! Bad news: It’s my cholesterol.

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My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.

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They said, “Enjoy your money because life is short.” Now my money is finished, but I’m still alive.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. More expensive than I was expecting.

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I wonder if Van Halen realized they were writing music just to lift weights to.

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On the internet it’s super easy to take credit for stuff you had nothing to do with. That’s why I invented it.

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May your coffee kick in, before reality does.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

If being hydrated is such a great thing, why does it feel like my bladder is pissed off?

Going bananas on TikTok:

Did you ever buy a pack of underwear, take them out, and think, wow, these are huge… then try them on, and they fit perfectly?

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Lately I have the attention span of wait what?

Freshly posted on Discord:

I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror.

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Just because talking is for you doesn’t mean that starting a podcast is.

Making waves on X:

No one is more stressed than someone who has seen their potential and knows they aren’t living up to it.

Freshly posted on X:

I don’t think inside the box and I don’t think outside the box. I don’t even know where the box is.

Just landed via Discord:

My husband said I use a lot of makeup, so I showed him some makeup tutorials on TikTok and I don’t think he’ll be making that mistake again.

Going bananas on Telegram:

Man, you really don’t appreciate not having something in your eye until you have something in your eye.

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Girls only want one thing, and it’s to be photographed candidly on 35mm film.

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May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.

I am not living la vida loca. I am loca because of la vida.

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