Grape soda doesn’t taste at all like grapes, but it does taste like purple, and I don’t know how to explain that.

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Kids be like: “Nice bathroom mirror. It would be a shame if I spat toothpaste all over it.”

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Enjoy it now because you’re only going to get older and fatter.

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Just found out my asexual friend was only using me for my companionship.

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Unless I say otherwise, I am always tired.

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They should invent something in between coffee and narcotics.

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Sorry I was late, I was frantically applying to other jobs.

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If you can’t handle me at my weirdest, then leave, because it gets weirder.