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- For security reasons, I highly recommend that you leave one of your children home during the holidays to set elaborate booby traps in case of intruders.
- Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows?
- I’m a go with the flow kind of gal unless the flow is after 9pm or involves parallel parking.
- Don’t blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August.
- When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they’re not it.