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Humans can accomplish so much, unless itโ€™s parking at a shopping center during the holidays.

Humans can accomplish so much, unless itโ€™s parking at a shopping center during the holidays.

Commentary:
"Ah, the holiday shopping center parking lot – where even the mightiest humans are reduced to circling like confused satellites ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ›’. It's a true test of patience and perseverance! Remember, Rome wasn't built in a day… but finding a parking spot might just take as long! ๐Ÿ˜… #holidaywoes"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged accomplish, accomplishment, center, holidays, humans, humor, irony, much, parking, shopping, shopping center, struggle on Jan 26, 2025 by slickboy.

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