Humans can accomplish so much, unless it’s parking at a shopping center during the holidays.

Humans can accomplish so much, unless it’s parking at a shopping center during the holidays.

Commentary:
"Ah, the holiday shopping center parking lot – where even the mightiest humans are reduced to circling like confused satellites πŸš—πŸ›’. It's a true test of patience and perseverance! Remember, Rome wasn't built in a day… but finding a parking spot might just take as long! πŸ˜… #holidaywoes"

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